John Coltrane
By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 04:12 - United States
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dz_zb
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that's what you get for trying to have a sexual relationship with a minor.
Provided you're older than 16; which i doubt seeing as your girlfriend doesn't know what a "*******" is; but should you both be over 16. You get all of this girls innocence; indulge in knowing the way you like it is going to be the way she does it; cause it'll be all her first time. I'm just trying to see the positives here. At least she's all yours; and isn't a *****. No experience? Make some experience then; she had your grimy little penis in her mouth; the girl likes you! Jesus. Whiny little bitch.
partake_fml
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i that a FML ??? Are you serious? #28 is right, you're a whiny wanker !! Talk to her instead of putting your dick in her mouth expecting something great from her ! And I don't think you master *********** either.
you should thank your god that its not called a "bite job" or else you wouldn't have a penis now ;)
bella_brasil
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Omfg lmaooooo!! This is one of the funniest fml's.
Your girlfriend is pretty dumb. Better luck next time?
crocodile ****!!!!!!!!!! mr. wooden alligator rule bitch wwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww
LuckyCharms_fml
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You're an idiot for thinking that's a FML. You have an innocent girl who obviously hasn't been giving it away to half the neighborhood you should be grateful not complaining about her to the internet population.
Majormaxo
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She is obviously extremely sheltered. Why hadn't you noticed this before?
youswallow
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how the hell is that an fml? i'm sorry but uh not everyone is familiar with the term '********'
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LOL! is she like 10 years old, and doesn't know exactly what a ******* is? but that's sort of cute how she's innocent. n____n
Got yourself a keeper I see