Today, my father calculated that the only way we can afford to keep the house was if I get pregnant and claim child benefits. My family now won't speak to me because I refuse to do it. I'm 15 years old. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend deliberately got pregnant, because they found out if she claimed to be a single mom, she could get a council house and free benefits, and then just move him in with her. They're both 15. FML
Today, I announced my pregnancy to my parents, expecting them to be thrilled. Instead, they were furious. Apparently, being unmarried and on disability means I can't raise a baby. FML
Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
Today, my delusional parents are harassing me to donate my house to my little sister, because she's now a single mother at 17, and needs a house for the baby, but sure, I should reward her by giving her my stuff that I worked hard for, just because she can’t keep her knees together. FML
Today, my parents told me that since I'm old enough to want to keep my baby, I have 30 days to find a place to live. I'm 15. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house after escaping my abusive relationship. My mom scoffed and said, “This is what happens when you move out, barely graduated high school, with a bum.” When I told her I was 3 months pregnant, she said, “And a child out of wedlock? You’re a lost case!” and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I announced to my boyfriend of 5 years that I was pregnant. He gave me an ultimatum. Either I "get rid of it" because he’s "not ready to be a dad" or he’ll "put me out on the streets." I’m unemployed and have nowhere to go if I keep it. FML
Today, I announced my third pregnancy to my parents, thinking they’d be excited. Instead, they gave me 30 days to find a new place, saying they refuse to raise “any more of your children.” FML
Today, my parents said they were cutting me off for saving a kitten's life and wanting to keep it. I am 40 years-old and don't get any money from them. FML
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Top comments
Kelly Robinson 12
what t he actual **** is wrong with them
DeeVa 7
This should be obvious, but here goes: his responsibility, not yours.
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Comments (19)
Kelly Robinson 12
what t he actual **** is wrong with them
DeeVa 7
This should be obvious, but here goes: his responsibility, not yours.
RichardPencil 32
Is your dad Jeffrey Epstein?
Skydome6666 6
aýyyyyyyy lmao
GamerChickxoxo 16
please do not get pregnat and become a wellfare crackwhore. you have your whole life ahead of you. get a job, marry a guy with money.make some good decisions.
GamerChickxoxo 16
call childrens aid and say "help my dads trying to impregnate me!" theyll sort it out
Johnny Hammersticks 0
username checks out
KittyMack 13
On the bright side, now that you have learned what worthless pieces of shit they all are, you will have a much more cheerful time watching them struggle. In your shoes I'd take huge delight in watching that cruel bastard lose everything. **** em. You don't need them- I've been on my own since 16 and I turned out alright. You can stay in a teen grouphome or get a foster family if you tell the authorities... record some of the conversations with your phone for evidence. That's assuming this is real, which I really hope it isn't.
ripmon 1
https://www.reddit.com/r/insaneparents/comments/ccxh6d/fml_is_an_interesting_broken_app/ figured you'd want to know
alicelouise66 5
that doesn't even make sense. it takes 9 months to even have the baby. whsts going to save the house then?
alycion 39
I was told to get a divorce so if qualify for copay assistance for the only treatment of one of my autoimmune issues. My insurance covers half. Still leaves me with 2.5k. It’s amazing the ridiculous solutions people come up with for their problems. There is always other options. I found a MMJ based treatment that is working great. I get thinking outside the box. Not outside of the universe.