Today, while having sex, I found out that I'm so flexible that when I bend over backwards, the backs of my knees can touch my shoulders. My boyfriend is now extremely jealous and is debating about breaking up with me. Even I don't get it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriend's shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML
Today, I discovered that the only reason my husband is taking yoga classes with me is because he wants to be flexible enough to suck his own rod. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend forced me to do stretching exercises with him before and after sex as a "safety precaution". FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé consistently thinks about his fear of breaking his penis while we have sex. He's afraid to have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
Today, I realized the only way I can get hard is if my partner rubs my back and hamstrings for an unreasonable amount of time. My boyfriend thinks I’m being manipulative. FML
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Top comments
jasonf00 1
Um, she did say "backwards" so giving herself oral still isn't happening.
tcharbs 0
what an idiot flexibility=tons of hot positions you should find a guy with an emotional age over 5
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Comments (161)
sweettpie129 11
I can do that to!!! But my boyfriend loves it!
Irakli_1 27
Start kamasutra. He'll change his mind son
vampireclique 0
Fail 204... But I still have to give u props
fuckmenowplease 0
It's because he can't suck his own dick
stormzilla993 13
That's men for ya girly
magnetic_aura 26
How are you JUST discovering this?!
Maggie Dawdy 5
<p>Make the decision easy for him and break up with the idiot. I'm sure there are lots of great guys who would really appreciate someone with that skill set.</p>
Maggie Dawdy 5
<p>Make the decision easy for him and break up with the idiot. I'm sure there are lots of great guys who would really appreciate someone with that skill set.</p>
ehwhatevers 2
Wait were you having sex with him or someone else?
J15237 25
Your boyfriend should be excited. The types of positions and what not and the amount of please for each of you could be endless with that much flexibility. Your man is just stupid.