Today, I realized the only way I can get hard is if my partner rubs my back and hamstrings for an unreasonable amount of time. My boyfriend thinks I’m being manipulative. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that my boyfriend of 3 years saying that his back is always hurting to avoid putting in any work during the bedroom Hokey Pokey was his way of saying I’m a lame screw. FML
Today, the only way I can get my boyfriend to do anything is by telling him it's a turn on. FML
Today, my boyfriend is pushing for sex even though I’ve just had spinal surgery, his reasoning being I only have to lie there, so it’s not like he’s asking me to move or actively participate. He basically wants me to ignore my pain and become a masturbation toy. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage with a back massager, and as a joke I put it up against his butthole. He moaned louder than I've ever heard him moan and begged me to put it back. This can't be a good sign. FML
Today, while having sex, I found out that I'm so flexible that when I bend over backwards, the backs of my knees can touch my shoulders. My boyfriend is now extremely jealous and is debating about breaking up with me. Even I don't get it. FML
Today, my boyfriend forced me to do stretching exercises with him before and after sex as a "safety precaution". FML
Today, and every time I don’t feel like having sex with my boyfriend, he audibly jerks off, and passively aggressively moans to try and guilt trip me into doing it. FML
Today, I noticed that to get my boyfriend to do what I want, I must bribe him with food instead of sex. FML
Today, I found out that I can get my girlfriend to make more sex noises by massaging her back than I can by actually having sex with her. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Aren't you the one being manipulated, literally?
Anderling 33
It sounds like it might be a stress thing on your end if that’s the solution. Have you spoken to your doctor about it to see if the problem is physiological or psychological? re: your boyfriend, I could be wrong here but from the vibe I’m getting off him in your fml, it feels like you don’t do intimate things with him unless you’re hard as well. Of course would feel to him like you’re not putting in the same amount of effort or interest. Sex does not always have to end with mutual orgasms. Make sure that he feels appreciated and has his needs met. And maybe with the pressure of needing to perform taken off it’ll help you too.
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RichardPencil 32
Aren't you the one being manipulated, literally?
Anderling 33
It sounds like it might be a stress thing on your end if that’s the solution. Have you spoken to your doctor about it to see if the problem is physiological or psychological? re: your boyfriend, I could be wrong here but from the vibe I’m getting off him in your fml, it feels like you don’t do intimate things with him unless you’re hard as well. Of course would feel to him like you’re not putting in the same amount of effort or interest. Sex does not always have to end with mutual orgasms. Make sure that he feels appreciated and has his needs met. And maybe with the pressure of needing to perform taken off it’ll help you too.