Today, at work, someone heard me throw up. I then got called aside and told being hungover at work is unacceptable. I don't drink. I'm pregnant. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, without any warning from my body whatsoever, I had to go to the bathroom at work to puke. I was then fired for being ‘drunk’ at work. I wasn’t drunk, just sick. FML
Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, as I was pulling into work at 15 weeks pregnant, I projectile vomit all over myself and my vehicle. I had an emotional breakdown as I went back home, and called my boss to let him know I would not be in that day. I am now looking for a new job. FML
Today, I was called to be told I'm fired for not showing up for my shift. I guess she didn't check her voice message to see that I gave birth last night. FML
Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML
Today, at work, I had some palpitations, which ultimately caused me to become hot, dizzy, and pass out. I couldn't go home because we were so short staffed, and three different colleagues asked me if I was pregnant. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I started crying at work for absolutely no reason. My pregnant coworker walked up to me and said, "Pregnancy hormones, huh?" I never even told her I was pregnant. FML
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x3Kiome 0
Congrats! Now yell at them and say you're allow to throw up because you're pregnant.
quackquackquac 0
Oh. Congrats!
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Comments (118)
Antonio718 0
Its called paid leave...
shaBAMalex 0
Most people don't go on leave during the beginning of their pregnancy.. which is when most of the throwing up occurs
wolfy_fml 5
Yeah I agree with #36. In a typical pregnancy, morning sickness only lasts a month or two. You don't go on leave until the last month or so... or in my case, you work up until he day before you go into labour. haha
SilverBallet 0
Women don't bring in a positive pregnancy test and disappear from the workforce for a year. ^^;
HeyitsPheddy 0
And how the hell was the person who called you aside supposed to know that?
kisekileia 0
They should have had the courtesy to ask what was going on instead of assuming. She could have just as easily had stomach flu.
ArtandLove 0
They weren't "supposed" to know that she was pregnant just by hearing her puke, but the point is that there are MANY reasons one could be throwing up, and therefor they shouldn't have automatically jumped to the conclusion that she had a hangover without any evidence.
minuteforce 2
^ That.
shananigans 0
FYL... But congrats at the same time...Unless the pregnancy is unplanned and unwanted, in which case FYLx2
c3ns0r3dn4m3 0
^^ what #14 said...
Lo_Ho 0
Not an FML...just tell them you're pregnant and they should understand. F their life for assuming you were hungover.
Mariana_Loves_U 0
Okay, this has nothing to do with this, but I want to be sure what EXACTLY is a *******????
ddrluna 2
Children under 12 should not be on the internet. Go play with your barbies.
Mariana_Loves_U 0
Btw jackass I'm 19, but since I'm educated I wasn't taught these words at age 11, and I just want to be sure!
nevershoutmaith 0
you're 19... and you don't know what a ******** is?
calien 0
Common courtesy to swallow? What a crock of bull. Do whatever you want with the stuff; he won't care at that point.
twist_n_shout 0
Since you're educated??? Is it your high level of education that helped you decide to seek sexual guidance in an online forum?
Yulia_fml 0
That is a load of crap. You are not 19, and being educated has nothing to do with knowing about a *******, so that's what gave away your lie. It's something called google. Use it.
Buneary 0
That's dumb, they shouldn't have assumed that just because you're vomiting, you're hungover.
easylazy 0
Double YDI for getting pregnant and for drinking while pregnant
jennam_fml 4
Where did it say that she drank? I saw "I don't drink. I'm pregnant"
ssnickel 0
Are you stupid? She put right in her FML "I don't drink." Idiot. Learn to read.
easylazy 0
NOOOOOOOOO she was chain smoking and NOT drinking that was the FML
SilverBallet 0
Yeah, it's totally your fault for getting pregnant, lady. What were you thinking? You don't need to get pregnant. Pff. Pregnancy is only for people who want to add to the human race. Sorry, OP, I'm just a huge fan of sarcasm, especially at the expense of idiots. In any case, congratulations. ^_^ I have a baby myself, so just a heads up: you've got many sleepless nights ahead of you, and you will love every one of them. ^_^
wafflemonger 0
SilverBallet, maybe it's a bad idea to tell the OP how to add to the human race. Maybe if you don't tell him he won't figure it out.
Lia_Mackenzie 4
"Maybe if you don't tell HIM"? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure the OP is a woman...last I checked, men couldn't get pregnant.
AUT_student 0
So, you tell them you're pregnant. What's the big deal. It's not an YDI, but not an FML. Admin - we REALLY need a 'WGAF' (Who Gives A F#$%) option for some of these stories.
kateisbored 0
LOL I HAVE to agree with that. A really good idea. I don't get why you didn't TELL them that you were pregnant.
beaverdogmouse 0
WHOOAAA THE LAST FOUR FMLS THAT SHOWED UP ARE ALL ONES I MODDED. IM SO HAPPY :D
ddrluna 2
Well holy shit, you must be destined to become an FML admin or something! :OOO No, seriously... nobody gives a ****. It's not like you directly even chose them or anything.
ehroo 1
well, I hope you told the person that you were pregnant. I hate when people just assume things. it's so rude.
dacho 7
FML fail :/