Today, at work, someone heard me throw up. I then got called aside and told being hungover at work is unacceptable. I don't drink. I'm pregnant. FML
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Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, without any warning from my body whatsoever, I had to go to the bathroom at work to puke. I was then fired for being ‘drunk’ at work. I wasn’t drunk, just sick. FML
Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, as I was pulling into work at 15 weeks pregnant, I projectile vomit all over myself and my vehicle. I had an emotional breakdown as I went back home, and called my boss to let him know I would not be in that day. I am now looking for a new job. FML
Today, I was called to be told I'm fired for not showing up for my shift. I guess she didn't check her voice message to see that I gave birth last night. FML
Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML
Today, at work, I had some palpitations, which ultimately caused me to become hot, dizzy, and pass out. I couldn't go home because we were so short staffed, and three different colleagues asked me if I was pregnant. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I started crying at work for absolutely no reason. My pregnant coworker walked up to me and said, "Pregnancy hormones, huh?" I never even told her I was pregnant. FML
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x3Kiome 0
Congrats! Now yell at them and say you're allow to throw up because you're pregnant.
quackquackquac 0
Oh. Congrats!
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Comments (118)
wolfy_fml 5
And where does it say she was chain smoking? Don't be a douche, easylazy.
RJB 0
hey it could have been the oopsite Today, I had a crazy party last night and threw up at work from being a little hungover I thought no one heard me until my boss pulled me aside and said if your suffering from morning sickness and if you need to leave considering your so far in r pregnancy I will let you, I'm not Pregnant FML being called very fat or not looking pregnant but looking good while pregnant? hmm ... I have seen tons of those FMLs on this site (the one i wrote above.)
abcdefghiloveyou 0
You throw up in the first month of pregnancy, not "so far in r pregnancy"
desertkitt 0
Actually, I have had morning sickness all throughout my pregnancy... I'm one of the lucky ones I guess :( But morning sickness actually lasts about the first trimester, some women don't get morning sick, some women get all day sick (if you've been pregnant and have morning sickness, you'll know morning sickness is all day sick... well, at least from all the mommies and mommies-to-be I've talked with). OP, FYL for having asshole co-workers. And be prepared for a different life style. Be sure to drink lots of water, take frequent sitting breaks, and eat frequently or you will pass out on the job... which can be dangerous for the little baby. My last week of work my boss worked me to the bone and I passed out three times behind the register, followed by puking for two hours almost non-stop. I hope your boss is nicer than your jerk co-workers, really.
RJB 0
1st, I am 14 so forgive me if I dont study the trimesters of pregnancy, and I was implying the boss thought she was pregnant and she was really fat but actually she was hungover not pregnant, I did a reversal of it and made it look like Op's story was nothing and it could have ended the opposite.
Colby_Colbert 0
your pregnant? omg, im so sorry =-(
abyssion1337 0
so what, explain to the person your situation and make them look like a idiot, not an fml just you whining frivolously to people who don't care about your minor inconvenience
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shnibz101 0
Im sorry for that And CONGRATULATIONS!!!! boy or girl?
camuba 0
Congratulations :D
anniesaysbueno 0
umm you could have used that pretty mouth of yours to explain....
alwaysalady 0
Yeah, my boss stopped me to yell at me for leaving my desk too many times when I was 5 months pregnant. I puked on him. He never stopped me again. No once did.
AmyBeth 0
Wow they're stupid.