Today, at work, someone heard me throw up. I then got called aside and told being hungover at work is unacceptable. I don't drink. I'm pregnant. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, without any warning from my body whatsoever, I had to go to the bathroom at work to puke. I was then fired for being ‘drunk’ at work. I wasn’t drunk, just sick. FML
Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, as I was pulling into work at 15 weeks pregnant, I projectile vomit all over myself and my vehicle. I had an emotional breakdown as I went back home, and called my boss to let him know I would not be in that day. I am now looking for a new job. FML
Today, I was called to be told I'm fired for not showing up for my shift. I guess she didn't check her voice message to see that I gave birth last night. FML
Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML
Today, at work, I had some palpitations, which ultimately caused me to become hot, dizzy, and pass out. I couldn't go home because we were so short staffed, and three different colleagues asked me if I was pregnant. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I started crying at work for absolutely no reason. My pregnant coworker walked up to me and said, "Pregnancy hormones, huh?" I never even told her I was pregnant. FML
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x3Kiome 0
Congrats! Now yell at them and say you're allow to throw up because you're pregnant.
quackquackquac 0
Oh. Congrats!
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Comments (118)
funnystories 0
Well lemme begin...i use gay at times for dumb get over it, secondly dont ask sexual crap on a random fml..thats just plain stupid. Thirdly puke on the guy that squealed or beat his ass in one day. Teach him a lesson i am sure.
desertkitt 0
BTW, for those saying that she should get over it because she's not showing, IT SUCKS!! You start worrying that you're not gaining enough weight, or maybe the baby is sick, or there's something wrong going on in your body. Women are supposed to gain an average of 30-35 lbs while pregnant. I am 22 weeks, and everyone tells me that they wouldn't guess me a day over three months. I'VE GAINED 15-20 lbs!!! HOW CAN YOU NOT TELL?!?! It's very stressful, plus all the added hormones... Don't worry, OP, you are not starving your baby!!
j3nn1987 0
Well screw your co-workers then! Congratulations, sweetheart!
SweetestSin 4
FYL for having morning sickness bad enough to make you puke. I am now pregnant with our 3rd child and I never got morning sickness bad enough to make me puke and I had it for 7 months with my daughter. Congrats on the baby they truly are blessings. Next time you see your co-worker **** them up for being judgemental, it could have been a stomach virus as well if you weren't preggo. Judgemental people suck ass and need to be shot
Devin_Duke 0
This woman is a ******* punk. She easily could've have said those words, "I'm pregnant" and none of this would occur
lovelykendra5 0
She would've gotten fired, duh. Faggots. Jobs don't usually hire people because they are pregnant. But when she has the baby she would've had to quit.
miss_california 0
i doubt she would have been fired for being pregnant (and if she had been it would almost definitely be illegal so she could go to court etc). and you don't HAVE to quit when you have a baby - nowadays a lot of women keep their jobs after having babies.
ManInTheBox89 0
wow, what a dumbass for not being able to tell your pregnant, I'd reply "well, I dont think being an idiot is acceptable at work either" to that co worker
playthattrackboy 0
have you watched Bella? same situation lol
UseTheFrags 0
Pretty sure you can't discriminate against pregnant women in Britain...it even goes to court me thinks.
UseTheFrags 0
Plus... You get 6 months full-pay maternity leave over here...as well as an extra 6 months (if you need it) which is unpaid. So she ain't got fired, nor discriminated against. Therefore...not an fml. But congrats on the baby anyways.