Today, at work, I had some palpitations, which ultimately caused me to become hot, dizzy, and pass out. I couldn't go home because we were so short staffed, and three different colleagues asked me if I was pregnant. FML
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Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I was at work and got chest pains and a headache so bad, I vomited. My supervisor took my blood pressure twice and it was dangerously high both times. I went to the hospital, and after 3 hours of waiting, I got the most expensive lecture ever on drinking too many energy drinks. FML
Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, at work, someone heard me throw up. I then got called aside and told being hungover at work is unacceptable. I don't drink. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML
Today, while at work I passed out due to my blood sugar not being normal. Despite the fact that it took 10 minutes to wake me, no one thought I was in any sort of danger. After the episode, I then got fired for "sleeping on the job." FML
Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
In what work setting would hot and dizzy and prone to passing out be useful? Maybe a strip club?
Hangryko 32
Yes, you absolutely could have gone home - or to the hospital - for medical reasons. It's your manager's problem for shortstaffing your work. You still have rights. I hope you're feeling better.
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Comments (3)
RichardPencil 32
In what work setting would hot and dizzy and prone to passing out be useful? Maybe a strip club?
poopface82 25
Any fast food or retail job with a total dickweed of a boss could put a person in this situation.
Hangryko 32
Yes, you absolutely could have gone home - or to the hospital - for medical reasons. It's your manager's problem for shortstaffing your work. You still have rights. I hope you're feeling better.
Jonkbaby 23
wtf, go home