Today, at work, someone heard me throw up. I then got called aside and told being hungover at work is unacceptable. I don't drink. I'm pregnant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, without any warning from my body whatsoever, I had to go to the bathroom at work to puke. I was then fired for being ‘drunk’ at work. I wasn’t drunk, just sick. FML
Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, as I was pulling into work at 15 weeks pregnant, I projectile vomit all over myself and my vehicle. I had an emotional breakdown as I went back home, and called my boss to let him know I would not be in that day. I am now looking for a new job. FML
Today, I was called to be told I'm fired for not showing up for my shift. I guess she didn't check her voice message to see that I gave birth last night. FML
Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML
Today, at work, I had some palpitations, which ultimately caused me to become hot, dizzy, and pass out. I couldn't go home because we were so short staffed, and three different colleagues asked me if I was pregnant. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I started crying at work for absolutely no reason. My pregnant coworker walked up to me and said, "Pregnancy hormones, huh?" I never even told her I was pregnant. FML
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x3Kiome 0
Congrats! Now yell at them and say you're allow to throw up because you're pregnant.
quackquackquac 0
Oh. Congrats!
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Comments (118)
cmac86 24
not really an fml. just explain yourself. now if you had gotten FIRED...
AClockworkOrange_fml 0
Its a girl!
quadracer111 0
42 your ******* dumb. Do you feel socially a mccepted because you clicked a yes or mo button and it got posted? **** some peopleslives are sad.
vooper 0
By the way: EDIT: Awe. That sucks. Didn't know the gay omment would offend, sorry. I didn't mean it in any bad way.
texaswildflower 0
I'm sure this could be a lot worse, but it's still painful to think that you work someplace where their FIRST ASSUMPTION is that you must be hung over. It might have seemed bigger than it is because of hormones. But if you can do your job, what business is it of theirs, anyway? It used to be that if you threw up where people could hear you, they either asked if they could help you, or politely ignored it, as one politely ignores farting, belching, sweating, and other body functions that happen where they're not supposed to. But since when do they get to chastise you like a naughty child? I'm getting incensed. This really is ******.
alewiina 0
Kind of rude of them to assume hangover... you could have been sick, or had food poisoning, or something.
pleasedonttellme 0
I agree with #47
HAHAHSUCKS4YOU 0
Speaking of hangover ..just watched that movie funny shitt mann funny shitt
lmmmr 0
I thought it was overrated. Some funny parts, but a lot of dumb parts, too.
KINGMARIO_fml 0
how is ur life F'd. just say, I'm pregnant, that's why I threw up. and the voilà it's all good
Dragonmouth 4
If you just told your boss you were pregnant, then it would be HIM that would be here writing an FML.