Today, at work, someone heard me throw up. I then got called aside and told being hungover at work is unacceptable. I don't drink. I'm pregnant. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, without any warning from my body whatsoever, I had to go to the bathroom at work to puke. I was then fired for being ‘drunk’ at work. I wasn’t drunk, just sick. FML
Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, as I was pulling into work at 15 weeks pregnant, I projectile vomit all over myself and my vehicle. I had an emotional breakdown as I went back home, and called my boss to let him know I would not be in that day. I am now looking for a new job. FML
Today, I was called to be told I'm fired for not showing up for my shift. I guess she didn't check her voice message to see that I gave birth last night. FML
Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML
Today, at work, I had some palpitations, which ultimately caused me to become hot, dizzy, and pass out. I couldn't go home because we were so short staffed, and three different colleagues asked me if I was pregnant. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I started crying at work for absolutely no reason. My pregnant coworker walked up to me and said, "Pregnancy hormones, huh?" I never even told her I was pregnant. FML
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x3Kiome 0
Congrats! Now yell at them and say you're allow to throw up because you're pregnant.
quackquackquac 0
Oh. Congrats!
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Comments (118)
xHaniffax 0
If you didn't get fired it's not FML why is being pregnant an FML which is basically what is implied?
NotSoHawt 0
No... it's an FML because she got yelled at for being "hung-over" when she wasn't. That would have been humiliating, and made her feel like crap. And it would put her in a position of either being forced to tell them she was pregnant (and obviously that's not a very good way to tell someone, she would have wanted to tell them on her own terms) OR forced her to apologize for being "hung-over" ..when she wasn't. FHL, sucks tons.
devildog_angel23 0
I don't understand why everyone is arguing over the internet. She probably posted this because it embarrassed her and it was, in fact, an FML moment for her. End of story.
amy10 0
congradulations but this isn't so bad it probably happens all the time
sun_babe 0
That's disgusting.
sun_babe 0
#165, you are a disgrace of human race.
janeasutengirl 0
you should talk to HR. I am pretty sure most companies aren't allowed to ust yell at a coworker on the assumption that they are hungover. there is such thing as being legitamately sick, and as you have demonstrated, pregnant.
Some___Guy 0
Why are you telling us? Tell your boss.
hellosies 0
You told them that, right?
hoyce 0
FYL...but mostly just because you're going to have a kid now...
lovely997 0
I love how people argue about other peoples comments. 1. Read it 2. Comment if you must 3. Move the **** on Jeez.