Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my wisdom teeth removed. The sympathetic words from my boyfriend asked if this meant I could open my mouth a bit wider for him now. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. My usually detached and unromantic boyfriend rushed right over after work with flowers and movies. A little while later, he admitted excitedly that he'd heard the numbing medication also works on gag reflexes and wanted to test the theory. FML
Today, my girlfriend got her wisdom teeth removed. I really want to help her out while she recovers, but her swollen cheeks combined with her natural buck teeth keep making me crack up every time I see her. I can't help it and I'm now in the doghouse. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me when my face was going to go back to normal after being swollen from having my wisdom teeth taken out last week. My face is back to normal. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
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Star18lk 0
What a jerk!!! He might only want you for sex, Look for clues! Hope you feel better!
xundria 5
Hmm... yeah, leave him.
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Comments (246)
aardvarkish 17
do it now and rub him raw with the gauze
chynab 0
ohhhhhhh wow thts crazyyyy
xXSc3n1cXx 0
**** him. if all he wants is ******** and pussy, leave his ass. there is more to being a bf/gf than sex. kids need to learn this shit.
iloveloosy12 0
DUMP HIM. YOU THINK HE LOVES YOU? YEEAAAH NO.
Rickyretardo 0
Srry about ur teeth but next time
Rickyretardo 0
#46 sais not to date because he's a lonely nerd
simonsaysYDI 8
...Why do you people talk about doing things like that with your significant other. Seriously, no one wants to know that your boyfriend loves you slobbering all over his junk. =/ Its like people have no "personal filter" where all the big NO NOs can't get through into public conversation. Go buy one, or spend the rest of your life causing awkward silences at social gatherings.
lol_ironic_life 9
I agree he sucks. Time for a new bf who actually cares about you and not just his penis. ^_^ Best of luck and get well soon!
corleon198425 22
I hope at least you responded by makeing him a sandwich and then jacking him off your arm still works so at least do that for the man
ao1993 0
maybe it was a joke what is wrong with women