Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my wisdom teeth removed. The sympathetic words from my boyfriend asked if this meant I could open my mouth a bit wider for him now. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. My usually detached and unromantic boyfriend rushed right over after work with flowers and movies. A little while later, he admitted excitedly that he'd heard the numbing medication also works on gag reflexes and wanted to test the theory. FML
Today, my girlfriend got her wisdom teeth removed. I really want to help her out while she recovers, but her swollen cheeks combined with her natural buck teeth keep making me crack up every time I see her. I can't help it and I'm now in the doghouse. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me when my face was going to go back to normal after being swollen from having my wisdom teeth taken out last week. My face is back to normal. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
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Top comments
Star18lk 0
What a jerk!!! He might only want you for sex, Look for clues! Hope you feel better!
xundria 5
Hmm... yeah, leave him.
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Comments (246)
Igor_g5 0
@128. Well said.
Pearljammer001 0
sexist comments from this point on: caution, reader beware!
bobbyb57 0
lol so true
Giorgio272 2
This man has his priorities straight. kudos to getting a real man.
tjigga 0
@1 I want you for sex
pamalahh69 0
two weeks. he's a dude you can't really blame him. plus what more do you expect
mempholicious 0
sounds just like a dude. they don't care about anyone except themselves - those bastards!
thefamemonsterr 0
you said you didn't want comfort. dumbass
thefamemonsterr 0
lol oops I read that wrong. sorry!
SelfGenocide 0
who needs /b/ when I can troll these whiney bitches?
ochowiki 0
So when can you blow him? Or me?
cannonchic 0
Typical!! Damn men!
SubjectX 0
he has his priorities straight. your dental surgeon kinda sucks if you're more than just a little sore. seriously, it's a really minor surgery.