Today, at my job at my tattoo parlor, yet another client offered to pay for his tattoo by "letting" me sleep with him. This client happens to be my boyfriend's best friend, whose girlfriend is having me tattoo his name on her wrist next week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This'll look just great when I'm defending clients in court. FML
Today, I was talking to my tattoo artist about how my girlfriend broke up with me. She had also gotten her tattoos from him, so they had talked quite a bit. He told me she had been cheating on me with her ex for two and a half months. He didn't tell me because he didn't want to lose business. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
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RedFox12 7
Tattoo a penis on him.
emeraldisle 30
Looks like he won't be her boyfriend for very long. What an arsehole.
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Comments (135)
that_band_nerd 22
Tell your friend and then watch as all hell breaks loose on him. Enjoy the show!
Axel5238 29
This, the op owes it to her friend and should tell her.
asherm 15
Sounds like the other girl is too much in lala land to listen if she's getting his name tattooed on her. Hope OP does good cover up work
KBurns207 17
Fill her in on the situation and dig that pen into his skin. Give the man ink poisoning
fatnesspig 7
Maybe you should 'let' him know it's not happening.
feelingold 18
"I've made a huge mistake." ...Arrested Development - f*cking genius
Kitsi 14
You have an obligation as a friend and (hopefully) decent human being to NOT let her get the tat. Tell her what happened, she'll thank you. If not now, later
thatbaybay 8
Tell her before she gets his name on her so she doesn't find out later and be left with a tattoo of his name
kdbernie10 3
If you don't tell her then she will be on this site with the story "I have a tattoo of my ex-boyfriend's name." Do you really want that to happen?
noelasis94 18
As the song goes that ain't classy.
Kc1001 14
put a tramp stamp on him when he gets drunk. a nice blue butterfly.
FightMyLiger 19
Or a bullseye with his face in the center.
hashshim 23
How I Met Your Mother reference? Please tell me it is, the never are.
asherm 15
Don't forget a big rainbow over the butterfly :)
LissaMccracken 23
I feel bad for the girl. Because if she's wanting to tattoo his name on her, she must really love him so that sucks that he's such a fucktard.