Today, at my job at my tattoo parlor, yet another client offered to pay for his tattoo by "letting" me sleep with him. This client happens to be my boyfriend's best friend, whose girlfriend is having me tattoo his name on her wrist next week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This'll look just great when I'm defending clients in court. FML
Today, I was talking to my tattoo artist about how my girlfriend broke up with me. She had also gotten her tattoos from him, so they had talked quite a bit. He told me she had been cheating on me with her ex for two and a half months. He didn't tell me because he didn't want to lose business. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
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RedFox12 7
Tattoo a penis on him.
emeraldisle 30
Looks like he won't be her boyfriend for very long. What an arsehole.
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Comments (135)
xXNerrrdXx 16
do NOT let her get that !
SynysterNero 20
37- she should do his tattoo for him, then tell his girlfriend what he did. Then if she dumps him he's stuck with her name on his arm.
Ownord_fml 10
#80 My tattoo artist *never* accepted to tattoo a name that wasn't a parents/child's name for his whole career, and still he has now too much work he turns systematically down "woah, a tattoo is so cool, I dunno what I want, but I want one now" kind of person. It is a service industry, but of the permanent kind. Any good artist would refuse this kind of tat' ! And I would personally run away from any tattoo artist that just agree with what you want without warning you about the consequences..
WastedPotential 6
its always the assholes who get the good girls
soapmactavish82 8
What a tool, hit him with your photo album those are always heavy
LennyComa 39
just say you don't deal in small change and refuse to tattoo the ****** ever again
BeachBumNC 5
You should have asked to see his junk first. When he shows it to you, say "I'm sorry, I don't work for minimum wage".
Llama_Face89 34
How..generous of him....
KatjaM 15
#125, the girlfriend is getting the boyfriend's named tattooed on her wrist. The boyfriend just wanted a free tattoo and a bang from OP.
medlove 9
Or let her get the tattoo, it's not pretty smart to get your boyfriend or girlfriend's name tattooed if he or she is an asshole... That way they can pay for their stupidity.