Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the airport, on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was four years-old. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to fuck off. The strange man was my father. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I liked. We sat in the gardens, me facing the path, him with his back to it. We were in deep conversation when I noticed a dog that looked exactly like mine. Then I looked up and saw a man that looked like my dad. Yes - my parents followed me on a date. FML
Today, a weird guy in pajama pants and a fake hair-hat kept standing by us at a concert. Everyone talked about what a creep he was. I would have too, but he was my dad. FML
Today, and every day, a homeless looking man walks into my work, sits down and stares. I'm new to the job so, trying to make new friends, when the guy walked in this time, I went over to a co worker I was really clicking with, and went off about how creepy he was. He replied with "Who, my dad?" FML
Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML
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McMike10 1
Pretty sure any adult male standing alone outside in the dark waiting for his child would look creepy...
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Do the creep ;)
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Comments (146)
DrDilllonReese 12
Well... Does he?
Epic_Fail911 15
you should've given him a creepy stare
slushpup9696 12
This could totally be posted from his perspective too. "Today, I saw this cute girl on the train. I spent forever trying to think of something to say to her, but realized she had to get off so I made a quick remark about the creepy guy waiting outside. Turns out he was her dad. FML"
lemon_phat 11
Dillion, if your going to snipe #1 every time, try to make it a good/funny/semi-entertaining comment. Btw, nice hair. ;)
DrDilllonReese 12
Hahaha I was hoping somebody beat me to it like usual, I feel bad when my number one comment sucks, cus I feel the same when others do it :( but in my defense, in the past I have done well. And thank you ;)
haw008 14
I think you have inhaled too many hair spray fumes. Lay off and go natural for a while.
DrDilllonReese 12
Actually, i have been natural for a while. When my hair gets a little longer I'll get back into spray. Maybe mousse, idk ;)
haw008 14
Just shave your head. Problem solved.
DrDilllonReese 12
Yeah, let's pretend that's gonna happen.
McMike10 1
Pretty sure any adult male standing alone outside in the dark waiting for his child would look creepy...
ArcadePie 10
Thats such a random question to ask a stranger XD. Its like walking up to domeone and asking " do you like carrots"?
mduffy08 8
How the HELL IS IT ANYTHING LIKE THAT?!? WHY NO CAKE?
Jaimegirl 7
Today, I found out that my dad looks creepy by himself in the middle of the night waiting for me. FML
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Today, I asked a cute girl who was riding the train with me, if she thought a particular man I noticed looked creepy. It turned out to be her father. FML
enonymous 9
Oh so were doing our own posts in this thread Today I noticed 57 has **** FML
13FTW 9
Hey, 45, do you like carrots?
AaronTkr 0
lololol 93.
grrrrmetigers 0
this is pretty much my life story.
labudamike 6
94 do u like hooters
perdix 31
#45. Yes, carrots are my favorite vegetable. #106. Yes, hooters are my favorite . . . things of all-time. Of all-time!
dre_bro11 12
By the sounds of it, OP, he was just trying to start a conversation.
13FTW 9
106, if you meant to reference me, then yes I love hooters. How could you have possibly been so smart as to guess that?
Jamicianprince 1
Skeckty
HeavyScout 0
Skeckty?
Jamicianprince 1
That's what I ment
djth3t4ank 4
I'm pretty sure you spelled your username wrong too.
Jamicianprince 1
I did on perpose
missmurderx 8
Your use of satire is outstanding! Oh, wait...
Jamicianprince 1
Leave me Alone
You_Need_Soap 6
Bumboclaat, cyan spell JAMAICA! JA-Fakin spelled it wrong in his profile too!
AndyRoo7 2
You spelled Sketchy, ment, jamaican, and purpose all wrong. Just shut up now.
Nutty4Muffs 3
He's obviously not English, or American. You all shouldn't harp on him for not being a master our language, and pointing out every one of his mistakes. It makes you look like a huge ass.
Jamicianprince 1
I spelled my name wrong in purpose white trash and do call me a Fagot you gringo
Jamicianprince 1
Thanks 127. Some one understands
tsim_fml 0
Say "We can creep him out in response to him being a creep by having sex.... Cause he's my dad."
lemon_phat 11
What?
JaredxLikezxBoyz 0
Yeah, um... I think that'd have a slightly different response...
missmurderx 8
Not everything makes for a porno, shut up.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Do the creep ;)
2ndSucks 15
Put this in your speakers; you a certified creeper!
ikickgingers 15
I was six years old when I started creeping My parents took it to their room and I started peeping Can you imagine their surprise when they lifted their heads And saw my little ass creeping at the foot of the bed :D
pinecone1414 6
When the judge is a hottie and you can't control your body do the creep! Aaaahhhh!
JenDanielle917 13
They knew I was a creep since the day I was born, came poppin' out my momma like some kettle corn, the doctor caught my head and he started freakin', cause I came out clean, and I came out creepin'!
MaddyHatter 8
pull your waistband up like your expecting a flood, and slick your hair back like in was covered in mud:)
Glassmaster 0
FROM THE DAY HE WAS BORN, HE YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE OLD CAPTAIN JACK GIVING THEM WHAT FOR. HE'S THE PAUPER OF THE SURF THE JESTER OF TORTUGA BUT IS DAVY JONES' LOCKER WHAT LIES IN STORE?
ccmfuller 0
now get your knees flexin and your arms T-Rexing!!
koolkat27 13
don't sleep, come on get your creep on wit me!
SilentTreatment 7
Creeper!..... @_@
SlyTail 5
I imagined First of the Year when I read this.
JenDanielle917 13
I started singing don't stop believing when I saw the Fml.
ChuckNorrisBeard 0
Damn good song! :D
persianjr1 7
So did I! That video is literally what went through my mind!!
liquidSELECT 0
Maybe hes trying to find a way to start a conversasion with you??? Or your dad is just plain creepy?
BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
So I'm guessing your dad looks like a pervert...
MrLookAtThere 10
Does OP's dad have a pedo stache?
lemon_phat 11
Not all creepy people are perverts...
BellaBelle_fml 23
No, some creepy people are serial killers.
ScarletBloom 14
Did your dad heard him?
MattRoseen 12
Nah, he just sitted outside waiting for her.
cutie724 8
Did your dad hear him?*
exleonhart 0
10- did you seen what you wrote before you hit send?
alexchiltonLC 7
She lives in Singapore give her break
alexchiltonLC 7
She lives in Singapore give her break
BurnDownTheDawn 11
However you, dear, live in Canada. So does that mean you have no excuse for missing the 'a' in your sentence? ;)
koolkat27 13
128- you, my dear, are an idiot. :)