Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
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Today, my boyfriend gave me the painting he had been working on. It was a heart with wings, my name, and the date we started dating. We have been dating for almost a year and a half. He misspelled my name. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my 18-year-old son got his first tattoo. I would have loved it, if it wasn't a text on his hand with a glaring spelling mistake in it. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
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Fucked4Life 0
I agree with #4, thats some sort of ego when you get your own name tattooed on your arm.
mikeyellenlee 0
Why would you get your name tattooed on you? Just in case you forget it? And if you're boyfriend doesn't know how to spell your name after five months, then you should get rid of him. Wow, get some sense.
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Comments (81)
GhettoWangstuh 0
happy birthday!
MearaRocks 0
why do you get a heart with your own name on it? selfish much?
owneditup 0
I agree wit 81 that's just fuking weird.
deewekoms 0
just start spelling your name that way.
suppepz 0
hope the rest of your birthday is better!
Fucked4Life 0
I agree with #4, thats some sort of ego when you get your own name tattooed on your arm.
mikeyellenlee 0
Why would you get your name tattooed on you? Just in case you forget it? And if you're boyfriend doesn't know how to spell your name after five months, then you should get rid of him. Wow, get some sense.
FreakenJewtastic 0
You need "to get some sense"... You used the wrong "your". "You're" is short for you are. "Your" expresses ownership. Saying "If you are boyfriend doesn't know how to spell..." Well, it simply makes you look like the moron. Learn your grammar, Know your grammar, biatch. (;
LilMonster1826 0
#94 And YOU acting all holier-than-thou just because you can string a sentence together with more success than #8 basically makes you sound like a bitch with too much free time. Unless, of course, you ARE a bitch with too much free time, in which case I applaud your ability to get a point across.
poppunkette 22
Wow aren't you just a lovely person *rolls eyes in sarcasm*
cacheson 42
Well if someone ever murdered them and they needed to ID the body, a self-naming tattoo would certainly help! (Sorry, too many crime shows lately)
Bearsmomma 30
I have my name as a tattoo. It's my signature actually.
CaptainCrunch_fml 0
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Stop bitching, it's HER tattoo on HER body, what do you care what she got on herself? And I hope you broke up with that ******.
AliSama 17
Honestly, that is messed up. i would get myself laser surgery to remove it and have him pay for it. or you can change your name spelling. lol.
UmmmHowsThat 0
Owned.
AliSama 17
#16 if they use a template, the main thing is that they do not hurt people while doing it. A proper template prevents mistakes. it is like filling in the lines with a crayon when you where a kid, or follow the line. I do not like tattoos nor would get them. But I respect the rights of people who like them and have them.
electrorange 13
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loser
ptcool07 0
Well what if the design was correct and he just wanted to spell it that way, maybe purposefully.
Radiation_fml 0
You deserved it. Artists are supposed to stencil it out and the client is supposed to check it over before they tattoo it on you.
toogood4you 0
#18-- Totally not impossile. I know a boy who has a tatoo with something misspelled on his arm. Its definitely not impossible.