Anonymous
Classic mistake
Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Ravina
Chandigarh, India
Classic
Today, I waved at someone across the street because I was absolutely certain they were my friend. They waved back, so I walked over. We stood there awkwardly for about ten seconds before I realized I had never seen this person in my life. Apparently they had waved at the person standing behind me. FML
Anonymous
Karachi, Pakistan
Nervous introvert of the day
Today, it was a bad day. I had a crush on a classmate, but he switched schools a month ago. We started to develop a good relationship when it happened, and he came to our party on Friday, we even had a good conversation. But he visited school today, and I ignored him. I should've waved hi, but I didn't because I was busy. FML
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Norway
Sheer class
Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML
Anonymous
Thibodaux, United States
Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML
Anonymous
Good bye!
Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and, instead of talking to him, I burped, and he just walked away. FML
TJFuentes
Appleton, United States
Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML
Lmop68
Canada
Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML
hatethatiloveyou
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Quit it
Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML
Anonymous
Gilbert, United States
You tried
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Jillian
Sunderland, United Kingdom
We've almost all been there
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw someone I thought I knew. I waved enthusiastically and shouted, "Hey!" The person stared blankly at me, so I quickly turned it into a wave at someone else behind them. There was no one behind them. I was just waving and yelling into the void like an idiot. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Jump higher and receive that wave that you deserve. Don't let the dumb bitch behind you get your wave. He's yours and don't you forget it! Never give up. He won't like that.
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RichardPencil 32
Jump higher and receive that wave that you deserve. Don't let the dumb bitch behind you get your wave. He's yours and don't you forget it! Never give up. He won't like that.