Today, my husband came home from shopping with my 4 year-old daughter, and showed me a shirt she picked out herself. The shirt read "My mom's easy - I'm living proof." Apparently she just liked the colours and her father agreed. FML
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harlehatschi 0
wtf, as if that message appears on a kid's tshirt what weirdo thought that slogan up?
adelaide_evening 0
I think you should be more concerned about where your husband takes your daughter shopping. What kind of store sells that shirt, other than places like Spencers?
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Comments (94)
plexico 4
New T-shirt for kids: Big lettering: My Mom's a MILF! Small lettering: Dad says, "Not so much."
ScaryPants3 0
I think this sounds like a bad attempt to sound as good as the old fml about the daughter and the father who bought her the shirt that said "birth control fail" or something like that. :/
amaranthphantom 0
hahaha nice
Me27 0
That's what I thought too. In both cases, the moms need to have a sense of humor about life.
SecretAsianMan 0
This was on today's This is True
null_fml 11
Dad probably thought it was easier to just buy the shirt than to try to explain to his four-year-old with her puppy-dog eyes why she couldn't have the pretty shirt she wanted.
Daaniellee1234 8
I think its pretty funny. You gotta have a sense of humor.
adelaide_evening 0
Yeah, right. Because parents always have to give into their child's every whim and desire.
Meg_Me456 0
exactly......."no" "but i wan it" "no" "why" "cuz i said so" end of story
catriona_cd 0
try parklea markets :| the place is full of crap lol
imameankid 0
and yet it happens every day. Not a day goes by where some spoiled little brat comes through the store throwing a tantrum and mom (or dad) gives them whatever they want. Ugh.
paigexhardyy 0
lmfao gayfish. do you guys like fishsticks?. yes? you're a gay fish.
aJ09 0
wtf. shes a ******* child, thats so unappropriate, no wonder this world is raising such *****.
zilkon 0
fake, there's another fml with the same stuff said here except the shirt said "birth control failure" or something like that..
snapinnecks 0
they actually mke those shirts for 4 year olds?