Today, my husband came home from shopping with my 4 year-old daughter, and showed me a shirt she picked out herself. The shirt read "My mom's easy - I'm living proof." Apparently she just liked the colours and her father agreed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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harlehatschi 0
wtf, as if that message appears on a kid's tshirt what weirdo thought that slogan up?
adelaide_evening 0
I think you should be more concerned about where your husband takes your daughter shopping. What kind of store sells that shirt, other than places like Spencers?
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gayfish_fml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'm a motherfuckin gay fish.
Georgia795 0
It's KANYE WEST!! xD
Jim9349 10
I have a ***** in my butt right now.. :D
NeatNit 33
downvoted comments combo!
meepmerp 20
What the ****?
tiemoon37 0
lol, FYL indeed
portable_chicken 0
Either this is the author of this article or this chick has copied it from here. I was just on ninemsn (news site) and I saw this article about slogans on shirts so I clicked it and yea: http://www.motherandbaby.com.au/ContentItem.aspx?ContentID=1462 This was today and everything
harlehatschi 0
wtf, as if that message appears on a kid's tshirt what weirdo thought that slogan up?
MaramaBreaksFace 0
There are heaps of very tasteless children's tshirts out there. That is quite tame compared to some. I saw a baby with "Daddy Only Wanted A *******" printed on it's clothes. I think the kind of people who would buy that shit for their kids shouldn't be allowed to procreate in the first place.
Intoxicunt 6
I agree with #10. I mean, those jokes are kind of funny, but you don't put them ON your kids. I'd hate to see a cute picture of myself as a baby, only to read the slogan on the shirt and notice that apparently my mom thinks I'm advertisement for her sex life.
adelaide_evening 0
I think you should be more concerned about where your husband takes your daughter shopping. What kind of store sells that shirt, other than places like Spencers?
RavensRule97 0
i didnt even know they made shirts like that and 4 year olds shouldnt be in spencers anyway
Ninjasaurus18 9
I love Spencer's!!! And maybe e took her there? Maybe it was in the window in the front, and so they didn't have to go in to see it.
OMGitsKaleyxo 0
hahaa thats a good one[:
AshleyRose784 0
where do you even find that kinda shirt? I've never seen anything like that in any store I take my daughter too.
123Beth 0
Spencer's has heaps of tasteless baby clothes.
ashwowa 14
wrong "too". the " too" you put means 'also'. you should have put " to"
sublime93 0
There was already an FML about a dad & daughter getting a shirt with a wacky saying on it making fun of their mom. So stfu/gtfo.
portable_chicken 0
Actually I think its at this place called 'Cotton On Kids'. Its wierd because I just saw an article on ninemsn after i signed out of my email... maybe this chick saw it and decided to make an fml out of it. http://www.motherandbaby.com.au/ContentItem.aspx?ContentID=1462 I swear this fml is copied from that. It even has that slogan in it.
wild_n_out 8
You gtfo, you transvestite.
geesquared 0
Hahahahaahahah I would've bought it for my child, despite being the "easy" one (as I am a female)
lolwatlol 0
so, are you?
shananigans 0
Where on earth did he even take her that she would see a shirt like that??