Today, my 16-year-old daughter handed me the picture she wants TV reports to use if ever she happens to get kidnapped. FML
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WCARlover 35
"It got 110 likes on Facebook so, this is the one you need to use"
walker9879 25
What's wrong with that?
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Comments (26)
WCARlover 35
"It got 110 likes on Facebook so, this is the one you need to use"
Sia_Will 13
Hope nobody else likes your comment so it stays exactly 110 just like you wrote lol
Sia_Will 13
Nevermind...
a_sales 12
Downvote it so it gets back to 110
veenarm 8
I tried it's back to 115
walker9879 25
What's wrong with that?
soullyfe 33
I'm assuming the problem lies in the fact that she probably is more worried about how good she'll look on television versus being kidnapped.
EwahWeeWah 21
I personally think it's more about not wanting other photos used. Newspapers and magazines use such perverted pictures to show a person after they're kidnapped or murdered "18 year old girl kidnapped, here's a pic of her **** at the beach!" :/
evilplatypus 39
My work used to have a family safety day and one of the exhibits was getting you and your children's dentals, fingerprints, and a photo session done for a just-in-case scenario of someone going missing. Things like this and wills and life insurance are morbid, sure, but it's wise to have done. No one likes to think of these things happening but they DO happen.
revolvearoundme 15
I saw a picture a couple months ago of a missing girl on the back of a mailer doing the duck face. There was so much wrong with that. What parent would choose that photo? What does the girl normally look like? What are the odds that should I spot her that she would be making the duck face and I say, "Hey it's missing girl who was doing the duck face.
trucker2 33
Hand her a glass dish- and tell her you got her fingerprints too- make her sing karaoke we always need a recording of the voice All jokes aside every child should have a ID Kid kit done every 2 years.
alexjoseph5575 18
Man, your life is completely and totally ****** isn't it? On a serious note, sure, that's a little odd, but there's nothing wrong with it.
MidnaLink 35
Honestly, that's an awesome idea. At least it'll be something the police can use.
Goblin182 27
Planning ahead. I like it.
Iam20OrOlder 2
Don't just chalk it up to FML, make sure that she doesn't have other plans.
seichan 7
That's actually pretty smart. At least she's thought ahead.
wolf12king 12
Bet it had a snapchat filter on it
acmariner99 25
The fact that she is considering this is incredibly sad.
SixthSinEnvy 39
Sad, or smart? No one ever thinks they'll be abducted until it happens. This is why fingerprint kits and other identifying factors exist.