Today, I went to the drug store to pick up some Monistat for a yeast infection. As I was leaving the store, the security alarm went off. The attractive security guard asked to see my receipt, smiled, told me I looked nice, so I handed him the receipt. His face then abruptly changed to a look of disgust. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my local pharmacy. Walking in, the security guard rudely asked me what I was going to buy. I brushed him off and walked in. I was paying and told the cashier what happened. She said, "Sorry, we get a lot of hobos, they tend to steal." FML
Today, after going to the clinic for my hormone therapy, I decided to go to the mall. I went into the ladies' room to pee, and I heard a guy asking if there was anyone in there who shouldn't be. Yeah, someone called security on me. FML
Today, I went to Safeway. The security guard wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. When I confronted him about it he told me that they looked fake and he was making sure I didn't stuff my bra with stolen items. FML
Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML
Today, I realized the dress I bought yesterday still had the security tag on. I returned to the store to get it removed, only to realize I'd lost my receipt. The lady at the counter thought I stole it, called security, and had me escorted out, dress-less. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
Today, I went to the store to buy a phone I saw last week. I looked around a little first, then continued to the electronics section. I couldn't find the phone I saw, so I went to leave. Halfway to the exit, I was detained by security and grilled for ages over my "suspicious behaviour". FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
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nataliebear 0
yeast infections are relaly common. so don't even fret about it. he's an ass for being disgusted like that.. i mean 75% of women will get it once in their lifetime, so most likely one of the girls he'll be dating will get it. honestly it's just a bacterial infection.. it's not like you can't cure it. hope it heals fast. a few of my friends had it and they said it sucked. so feel better.
synacious 0
...except that's not the way people really get yeast infections. Yeast infections can even result from taking strong antibiotics. It's always fun to read comments from people who are either very uneducated or too young to know anything about sex.
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thabeast 0
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this one went over my head what?
jmn207 0
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it means she ***** way too much and got an infection in her ******
synacious 0
...except that's not the way people really get yeast infections. Yeast infections can even result from taking strong antibiotics. It's always fun to read comments from people who are either very uneducated or too young to know anything about sex.
wordly 0
And why? YI's have nothing to do with sexual habits, or hygiene. In fact washing too much can cause them.
Puolukka 4
Exactly... you can get it from watching too much down there, especially using soap is BAD and can cause yeast infections, public bathrooms, swimming pools, underwear made of synthetic materials, antibiotics... many things can cause yeast infections... I had 2 in my life and they were both when I was still a virgin.
bexox 0
Also, diabetics are really prone to them. So yeah, looks like you learned something today! :)
Leaveittosteven 0
#43 Lmao... The probiotic bacteria in the ****** are similar to that of the intestine. They have to be there in order to ward off competitive bacteria (e.g. yeast) so that the environment of the uterus can be safe for conceiving children. Are you aware of this? Obviously you're not. Do you wash your intestines, Drew? Because that's roughly analogous to what you're implying should be done here. P.S. don't wash your intestines, you will kill the bacteria inside them, giving yourself diarrhea and probably a digestive tract infection of some kind
ugwmii 0
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28 nerd. bet u still a virgin
DVecc 0
sucks to be a women doesn't it? so much to worry about
krazygirl100 9
yeast imfection isent frim ******* u moron
raelynn00 4
96-ok there's too many spelling errors in your message to even correct. usually if you are going to try and call someone a ignorant you may want to may sure you yourself have had your own proper education.
Tillenger 0
She has a yeast infection. To put it lightly, do you like to stick your intimate parts in what is essentially moldy bread dough in terms of smell?
YNasty 0
yes
voveraite 7
I agree with you but for one thing, it is a fungal, not bacterial infection :)
fantasyflamz 0
Actually, yeast infections are technically fungal infections not bacterial infections.
omfgabs 0
Because we asked?
wordly 0
Amen!
wordly 0
Your attitude is disgusting. Try educating yourself once in a while. Yeast infections are not caused by uncleanliness. In fact, washing with soap can cause them.
KKO_fml 0
haha. Very good thought...
Sum_it 0
epic response!
nobeans6131 0
its uhhh, for my dog...
19lollipop96 0
Why do people care what others think...honestly it's just nature!!!!!!!
no1askdu 5
you only live once right? might as well get a disese while your at it..
ManlyDunsparce 3
That's why I gave your mom herpies.
sweetypieluvsyou 9
Its not a disease! Dumb ass!
nataliebear 0
yeast infections are relaly common. so don't even fret about it. he's an ass for being disgusted like that.. i mean 75% of women will get it once in their lifetime, so most likely one of the girls he'll be dating will get it. honestly it's just a bacterial infection.. it's not like you can't cure it. hope it heals fast. a few of my friends had it and they said it sucked. so feel better.
mister_moops 0
you should stab yourself in the ******* nose. hey, you only live once, man. while you're at it, go play in traffic and set yourself on fire.
playboybunny195 0
you are an idiot. it is a YEAST infection, not a BACTERIAL infection.
raelynn00 4
what is yeast? it's a bacteria. good job u hav proven that u urself r ignorant
piggle 9
Yeast is not a bacteria actually. You should make sure you know what you're talking about before you decide to be an ass and tell people they're ignorant And I don't understand how you have so many thumbs up. Guess we've got a lot of ignorant people here
Life_is_FML 22
And it's not an std either. I had a yeast infection when I was twelve and my friends didn't get that I didn't have sex with anyone. Some people really, really don't get that something like that isn't only sexually transmitted. I'm sorry that guy was a jerk about it OP.
alice192823 24
#99 and #97 - yeast is a fungus.
TunaSammich 0
Is your life really f'd because some ignorant rent-a-cop who probably uses his meager paycheck to sustain his warcraft account and drink mountain dew while in his mom's basement was grossed out by the idea of something related to the ******?
minisquid 9
Well, he was presumably exposed to daylight at some time, which rules out World of Warcraft. Runescape, maybe?
pizz0wn3d 0
shoulda asked him to help you apply it.
redbluegreen 41
Well when you put it like that...
fretforyerlatte 0
i wouldn't be surprised, it's pretty damn expensive and some might be embarassed to buy it.
girandwogpig 0
Why are you describing yourself?
tranman978 0
Number 11 fails
Niko_Peiko_Boo 0
Wait, so he was disgusted, that's why its an FML?