Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom, so I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then started yelling at me on Facebook, so I logged out of Facebook. She then started yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML
Today, I cleaned my apartment from top to bottom. Once I was done, I looked over at my puppy, who then woke up, stretched, got out of his basket and started to pee. I shouted, "No!" Scared, he then ran all over the place, still peeing. FML
Today, I found myself sneaking into my apartment to avoid the old lady who lives next to me. Funnily enough, I moved into my own apartment because I was tired of sneaking into it to avoid my mom, who lived with me. FML
Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML
Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML
Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML
Today, after coming home from surgery, I discovered that the heating in my entire building had failed. I called my mom asking if I could come and stay with her for a few days. She told me to "think warm thoughts." FML
Today, I wasn't allowed to work from home, despite being ill enough to just take the day off anyway, all so there could be "someone to answer the phone." The phone didn't ring once all day. FML
Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
Fuhohohoho!~ Darling, don't you know? Mother's exist for the sole purpose of complaining!
saurik 0
so why is your room so messy?
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saurik 0
so why is your room so messy?
toothache 0
fylvfor having a bitchy mom
crabgass 3
I'm guessing ur a adult because kids ussually don't skip school to clean their room and If ur mom believed that she's an idiot. if u are an adult y would u let ur mom push u around like that?
Mickay1232 0
woow ur mom is a b****!!!
puggfuggly 0
and the thread jacking begins ^^ btw this doesn't count as a thread jack since I'm replying to 4
toothache 0
#5 when did they mention school?
Whiskey0015 0
#6 you're lucky! I still have 4 years while my other siblings are all at college D;
FFML_314 12
#5 YOUR mom obviously let YOU skip school to clean YOUR room. It probably would have been in YOUR best interest to have completed each and every course.
lucious_mama 0
get use to it OP what else are moms for? you gave her hell for 10 months of course she is going to nag atyou the rest of her life. and yes people before you say anything it is technically 10 months
the_flirtt 0
fyl for having a mean mom
smartman136 8
**** dat shit
kay96 0
#5 read your comment. idiot.
TheOptimist 0
Yell at your mom for yelling at you. It will confuse her. As she is standing there confused, Pegasus kick her in the eye.
MnBran6 0
26 - Like a boss
girl14 0
my moms an asshole to and I'm not an over emotional teen I'm 25 hated her since I was 13.
sarah48_fml 0
this isn't an fml.. your mom bosses you around like most moms do.. get over it
Brittney_E 0
i have one word for you, sweeetheart. menopause
guiltypleasure12 0
28 made my night
babyale760 0
OP your mom needs a dick in her mouth. :) fyl
Jeannetteness 0
YDI for going to clean your room, but then getting high. YDI for going to go find a broom, but then getting high.
StephanieeRaee 0
43 that song is amazing <3 :D
missmontreal97 4
wow b**** FYL
th3b0ss 0
lol.
th3b0ss 0
38=win
luvtheknot 6
you should yell at her for being a crabit bitch I'm jus sayin
fistnazal 10
32 makes my night. yep.
christa953 12
so you got yelled at? woooow your life is so awful. believe me when I say you could have so much worse
sarah48_fml 0
lol why?
twinny_sc 13
YDI for hav
twinny_sc 13
Grrr....stupid phone. Anyway my comment was supposed to say YDI for having a crazy menopausal mom.
chrishaparker 0
5 its summer so it could be a kid too yee knw. @OP : FYL .
chrishaparker 0
5 its summer so it could be a kid too yee knw. @OP : FYL .
terranada 3
steal her credit card and go on a shopping spree
chrishaparker 0
5 its summer so it could be a kid too yee knw. @OP : FYL .
devandanae 11
my mom does that to me
youareindeepshit 0
sounds like a classic Asian parent.
wallcat 0
you can't win, can you?
Mirorbo 27
Fuhohohoho!~ Darling, don't you know? Mother's exist for the sole purpose of complaining!
Mirorbo 27
Oh no, no, no!~ Shame on me!~ *Mothers
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
ooh fail...:( atleast you fixed it! :)
Mirorbo 27
By the time I noticed my silly little error it was too late. Fuhohoho...so sad.
chili10 18
why whenever I read that laugh it sounds like santa claus... hmm
fistnazal 10
haha! I was JUST gunna say; "fuhohohoho" ... what'r you miss's (are they married? lol) clause?? shouldn't you be making cookies? (as opposed to "sammiches"?) eeh.. I tried? oh. night mare before Christmas ftw!
jaidonsafira 0
MIRROR B FTW :) @OP, moms are like that.
NEStendo 0
I predict she'll yell at you for giving her numerous reasons to yell at you. Or for giving her laringitis.
too_dopee 0
maybe next time youu shouldnt do anything and youu wont get yelled at.
Jiplo 18
There are so many other things youu can do as well!
Lozza111 0
you should have cleaned your room earlier, helped at the shops and given your mum a box a chocolates
Sun_Kissed18 25
Not everyone is the perfect child
Jessi_the_sexii 0
maybe Martha Stuart can help u clean ur room better next time
taltamir 6
ah, emotionally abusive mothers...
linebacker42 0
I LoVe Myself
angellx3 0
no.
geovanni 9
yes.
artisticninja713 13
sounds like my family :| yls
sasonzal 4
dude seriously it's not a school bully or somthing standup for yourself,do somthing