Today, my husband came home from shopping with my 4 year-old daughter, and showed me a shirt she picked out herself. The shirt read "My mom's easy - I'm living proof." Apparently she just liked the colours and her father agreed. FML
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harlehatschi 0
wtf, as if that message appears on a kid's tshirt what weirdo thought that slogan up?
adelaide_evening 0
I think you should be more concerned about where your husband takes your daughter shopping. What kind of store sells that shirt, other than places like Spencers?
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fantasyworld 39
Where did he take her shopping?
Jenmic 16
That is so true, she's had sex, what a ****.