Today, my husband came home from shopping with my 4 year-old daughter, and showed me a shirt she picked out herself. The shirt read "My mom's easy - I'm living proof." Apparently she just liked the colours and her father agreed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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harlehatschi 0
wtf, as if that message appears on a kid's tshirt what weirdo thought that slogan up?
adelaide_evening 0
I think you should be more concerned about where your husband takes your daughter shopping. What kind of store sells that shirt, other than places like Spencers?
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Comments (94)
DevineLegacy 0
i heard something simular to this before....
MadeOfAwesome 1
I find it hilarious when children wear shirts with dirty slogans xD lighten up people, it's just a joke. It doesn't mean the kid has bad parents...
AdamGD 0
why the hell would they make a shirt like that for a four year old???
acd23 0
But the joke doesn't even make much sense here, since she's married to the guy she had the baby with. It wasn't like the OP got pregnant after hooking up with a man she didn't even know the name of. THAT would be easy. Some of the "dirty" baby shirts are funny, but this one isn't as funny as others.
catriona_cd 0
he didnt get it from spencer's :P we don't have them here :P hahahaha
drzhottie148 0
Why the **** would he buy it, i would make him return it and write a very long letter insulting the bastard who made the shirt.
Spongii101 12
I guess some people have a weird sense of humour.
Neferria 0
Seriously, your husband is an idiot for buying a shirt like that. Return it and smack him upside the head a few times. Some shirts can be funny, but they're tasteless.
DameGreyWulf 1
Well sounds to me like you MUST have been easy, if daddy agreed. ;P
vita_questa_roba 0
Eww. Your husband sounds like a loser. I feel bad for your daughter.
fretforyerlatte 0
probably got it at spencer's. i've seen ones with pictures of sperm on it that say "daddy's little squirt"...and their maternity shirts are pretty bad too, one said "should have given him a *******!"
fmlette_fml 0
haha, :]
dan81892 2
don't let her wear it... problem solved. or make up some story of how it "disappeared"