Today, my husband came home from shopping with my 4 year-old daughter, and showed me a shirt she picked out herself. The shirt read "My mom's easy - I'm living proof." Apparently she just liked the colours and her father agreed. FML
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harlehatschi 0
wtf, as if that message appears on a kid's tshirt what weirdo thought that slogan up?
adelaide_evening 0
I think you should be more concerned about where your husband takes your daughter shopping. What kind of store sells that shirt, other than places like Spencers?
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Comments (94)
junomcguff_fml 0
You should have stopped at "My mom's easy i'm living proof." The rest was just... Unnecessary. In my eyes.
roflstephh 0
i thought they discontinued all those shirts here :s oh well, those shirts make me lol
taylorrrx 0
haha
catriona_cd 0
well the shirt was designed for the American market :|
NorfolkDude 2
That is freaking awesome! I just think your husband agreed because it was in the pile. If I know anything about dads, and that is they just say "ok" to everything you pick up and don't even look at it.
Biatchh_fml 0
thats awesome! where did they get it nd do they do adult sizes??
fortis 0
#53 You are exactly right. It is funny though. OP why not just laugh and move on. In the future if you don't want your daughter to wear it then don't dress her in it.
tenniskettle 0
haha aa dont say f your life over this, your husband just thought it was hilarious she picked that t shirt, what husband wouldnt find that funny, just see the funny side and laugh.
likeOMGwow 0
the shirt is definitely not cute, but it would be even less cute if an adult wore it
kyomu_fml 0
Wow, that really does suck for you. What kind of store was this? That's a pretty crazy shirt for it to be in the size for little kids.
star_ver 0
Birth Control Fail pwns this one.
IsumoVamp 0
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