Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend watching a movie, my boyfriend then leans in and says: "You know, you're my favourite girlfriend." I then jokingly responded by saying: "You say that like I'm not the only girlfriend you have right now." I hate being right. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
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Top comments
Tinystarz 2
OUCH. Sorry Honey. At least you were his favorite?
slem_fml 0
People click on that button for fun I swear.
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Comments (126)
Tinystarz 2
OUCH. Sorry Honey. At least you were his favorite?
amy_shmamy 0
yeah really. youre his favourite unless hes just saying that...but i dont know why he would...
spoo 24
you really need to double check... I joked around with my gf on this for a while... then my gf started referring to her as jill and making jokes that i would be spending more time with her. Note- said around her family. Also, her family got the joke.
Hammertym3 0
I'm replying to the first comment so my comment can be at the top.
RJB 0
uh FAIL..
divineinstrument 2
And I'm replying to 43's comment so I can be at the top. Aren't I the smartest? Don't abuse the reply system folks
katieface 0
I have no idea what you are talking about.
realggirl 0
Wow, hypocrisy much? I've had so many of my comments deleted that were perfectly valid. Meanwhile others reply just to get at the top and stay there. **** fmylife.
AnaMaree 0
I'm replying to #78's comment so I can be on top even though no one will read it because if you're not first, YOU FAIL.
greenalfoil 0
Don't be like that! I read your comment. be happy :D
spoo 24
i agree that the system is rough, btw Im thumb upping those who sarcastically said they were replying just to be on top. The problem is that they way FML has been going #2 ends up being many pages down. SO whats the point in not replying to #1, its the only way not to have your comments pushed out
iseefmls 0
Ass.
glorialaura21 8
omg I have the same birthmark! btw is ur face tht bad tht u have to put a picc of ur ass? seriously?
Chocolate_Chunk 2
Is your face that bad that you have to put up a pic that couldn't be any more blurry?
joeyrocks 0
I agree with #21 haha
iceymouse17 4
wow
ZeusBeDubsteppin 24
ERMAGERD ITS JINX
eleanor_rigby 0
Wow, that's harsh. Dump his assss
xXNinjaliciousXx 0
Yeah, ya gotta agree with #1 :] And why would someone click the 'You totally deserved it' button?
Inoku 0
Probably the same people who use the YDI button for any random criticism they have: "YDI for dating a creep," "YDI for playing mind games," "YDI for saying that you hate being right because all women love being right."
k4tii 0
I agree. People always find the dumbest reasons to say YDI.
spoo 24
well shes from canada, so she therefor loves the cold she loves the cold so therefor she is a penguin she is a penguin therefor she is all about black and white she is all about black and white therefor she is the same as a newspaper I never believe anything i read in the newspaper, therefore YDI
divineinstrument 2
And the award for the most creative and convoluted reason for a YDI goes to... spoo/#34!!!
0okm 0
#34 ftw!
Lonely_Lez 0
Penguins live in the south. :P YDI for living in Manitoba though... it's a rather ridiculous province. Ontario FTW!
sugar_bear 0
what does FTW stand for?
xxrawr_betchxx 0
#66, For the win.
xxXChiiXxx 2
LMAO That was awesome! :D
christopherlove 0
I clicked because she never explained to him that she wanted to be monogamous and simply assumed they were on the same page, which is ridiculous. Perhaps the OP should stick to dating mind readers.
luckyducky123 0
Haha, that's the best thing I've ever read!! Win!
shouldabeenabj 0
@14, 16 I Concur
musigreg 0
uhh there are no penguins in canada, seriously . its not that cold here ,
FallenNevermorE 0
they could have clicked it by mistake
slem_fml 0
People click on that button for fun I swear.
divineinstrument 2
It probably gives them a power rush... Either that or the people who manage this site add points to the YDI for every section so that we don't get suspicious
pie_flavor 16
I just click both because I'm aiming for the vote on every FML trophy thing and I want to keep track.
fallacy_fml 0
Do yourself a favor and get a real boyfriend.
joeyrocks 0
ya seriously
illgutcha 0
Uhm Yeah! get a new boyfriend already! Like Duh!
funkymunkey00 0
awe that sucks... i'm sorry.
mikakarie 0
wow dump him.
deaditegirl 0
Wow. Well, at least now you know and can dump his ass.
TriniRockStar 0
I agree with #2 dump him