Today, I posted a note on Facebook about a weird dream I had about my ex-boyfriend, in which I made out with him, then it turned into a vampires vs. werewolves battle. My ex PMs me and says there's a better chance of a vampires vs. werewolves battle than us ever making out again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a dream that my ex-boyfriend had become a vicious serial killer and was hunting me down because I broke up with him. I don't know what scares me more: the way he hunted me in my sleep, or the fact that it wouldn't surprise me if it actually happened. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 4 perfectly happy years together. The reason? He had a dream in which his dead former girlfriend from when he was 13 told him she still loved him. He now believes his dead childhood sweetheart is trying to contact him and I'm "in the way of their love." FML
Today, I had a dream that I met my celebrity crush. As I leant in to kiss him, he rejected me saying, “Woah no thanks.” Cool, I get rejected even in my dreams. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
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brrrx 0
How could anyone click anything other than "you deserved it?"
RockAngies40 17
Why would you post that on facebook?...maybe tell a friend or two lol If you were to post that on facebook or myspace, of course he would respond like that!
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alexandraa_fml 0
Twilight reference anyone? X(
jcrook 0
Well, obviously. But people often dream about whatever they have been thinking about in the day/before they went to sleep.
sodahhhr 0
if i hear another reference to twilight im nuking this website and everyone here, including me, will fry into bits and peices of people bacon.
Tequilamockngbrd 7
Who says it's Twilight? It could be an Underworld reference. :/ Vampires vs. werewolves does not automatically equal Twilight.
Unregistered 0
ya but then again with these posts barely giving out any info you can pretty much assume anything sure theres a high chance that she was dreaming about twilight but she could have just been having an avid imagination while sleeping
iFellytone 0
Hahahahaahaha
jcrook 0
So what if it is a Twilight reference? People often dream of what they have seen/thought about during the day.
Unregistered 0
ever heard of the underworld movie series? I'm getting tired of people always assuming as soon as they hear vampire or werewolf that its from twilight honestly you guys need to broaden your horizons and read some real literature or watch some actually good movies.
Beans_fml 0
The best part is where you referenced Underworld and used the phrase "good movies" in the same sentence.
Unregistered 0
and wtf do you expect posting a status like "today i dreamed about making out with my ex-boyfriend" that just screams desperation and reaks of being a pathetic loser if your still dwelling on the past. Also if I was the boyfriend I too would respond in a like manner i mean for all you know he could have a girlfriend and if he didnt respond in a like manner his girlfriend would get him in shit asking why his ex dreams about making out with him
redbluegreen 41
Honestly, I know few people who gave a shit about vampires or werewolves before Twilight. Yeah, they've been around forever, there were movies and such, and of course books, but once Twilight came out, suddenly it's the ultimate "cool" to like vampires and werewolves. I can't go in my library without seeing 40 recommended books with similarities to Twilight. I can't even have a conversation without Twilight. Given the time that the OP posted this and when the "craze" is out, I'm assuming she's a Twilight fan.
Tequilamockngbrd 7
I dunno... Underworld was pretty popular, wasn't it? As far as the whole versus thing goes. But yeah, I guess they weren't so much of a teenager thing before Twilight.
redbluegreen 41
Yeah, Underworld was pretty popular, I guess. Hell, Queen of the Damned was popular. But since the majority of vampire and werewolf related conversations from teenagers these days are about Twilight, it's pretty safe to make that conclusion. I could easily be wrong, but I really don't care. Besides the whole vampires vs. werewolves dream, you don't mention you kissed your ex. You keep details like that in that brain of yours. Mentioning it is creepier then anything. What were you expecting him to say?
Unregistered 0
ya honestly to be that socially retarded is just . . . retarded I doubt any guys will be hitting on you for a while ( that you added on facebook ) seeing as your still dreaming about making out with your ex
Starfire22 5
Haha see I liked the whole vampire romance stories before people even started getting into it back when I was a sophmore in high school... That was about seven years ago... Now I'm embaressed to even say I like vampires because I either a) have people ask if I'm into twillight or assume I am or b) get told that I'm too old for it... Jeez since when is 22 "old"?
alexandraa_fml 0
Never said Im some Twilight fanatic or anything, I just assumed thats what people would relate it with. I've never seen Underworld, never knew what it was about until reading these comments, so naturally I would not relate the FML to that.
crazytoaster 2
Havn't Vampires vs Werewolves been around longer than Underworld? Didn't John Carradine fight Lon Chaney jr in House of Dracula? Plus, i am sure there's been plenty of comics around that had the same general theme. Anyways @ The OP YDI.
jackson7787 0
I can't wait for Twilight to go out of style, so people won't assume that I like vampires because of it... I was a vampire groupie long before Twilight even existed. Edward would pee his pants if he ever met a real real vampire.
Ashbashcrashed 0
Yeah! What the hell was she thinking, making them SPARKLE in the sun? Err, hello?! Drugged much? Twilight was first out in like, 2001. Move on people. Move on.
ohSNAPyall 27
Seriously. You're lucky he messaged you privately rather than commenting on the note itself. PS -- Defriend him.
_allygator_ 9
I love underworld and hate twilight... I'm 14
brrrx 0
How could anyone click anything other than "you deserved it?"
time4coffee 3
YDI why post any dream on FB unless you it commented on, especially if it involved making out with your ex. You're lucky he sent a pm
iKaite 0
This is wrong on so many levels. Jesus, OP, your a ******* freak.
monbon6788 0
at least it was private?
heyitsdiamond 5
Op is retarded no offense but why would you put that on Facebook
k43L1 0
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN TELL HIM THE LAST PART???
drkwlf 0
Yeah, it'd have been more amusing and kickass on his part if he'd have commented so everyone can see it.
RockAngies40 17
Why would you post that on facebook?...maybe tell a friend or two lol If you were to post that on facebook or myspace, of course he would respond like that!
iamazombie 0
lmfao he's probably freaked out by your obvious twilight fanaticism
_TheSmallThings_ 0
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why the hell would you post that on facebook you retard! your obvioulsy a team edward...only edwards do that crap..SMART team jacobs would have been smarter than that!
alex_vik 1
Neither "teams" are smart. You're all ****** in the head.
dudeitsdanny 10
The only smart team is Team Gabe. And the only fangs that matter are Cobra fangs. At least that's why I'm saying till the craze calms down a bit, again
redbluegreen 41
Oh, no. No. Cobra Starship has gone to shit since the album ¡Viva La Cobra! and now it's shameful to like them. In my opinion. WTCSWRTS was the album of my life. I'm still heartbroken.
dudeitsdanny 10
Well, yes, Hot Mess wasn't a good album... But I pick Gabe and Cobra over Edward and Jacob ANY time
redbluegreen 41
Yeah. Their first was by far the best album they put out. I remember the first show I ever went to had them as the opening opening band, and the crowd had maybe fifty people. I've never been to anything else more amazing. Now they have their shirts all over Hot Topic, girls at bus stops are wearing their neon stripped hoodies, and hearing Good Girls Go Bad on the radio... It hurts.
PatriciaRose 0
i like cobra starship, now and then. and i definetly agree with gabe over jacob/edward
lawllercoasters 0
well of course, hes your EX you ******* dumbass
GJMO 0
why would you post that???
redbluegreen 41
Yeah, really.
davidomke 0
that is why i say ydi
pancakes_n_syrup 0
Because she is some 13 year old twitard who was being overly dramatic about something that didn't even happen. Why are teenagers today so annoying.
KK3137 31
Why do you assume it's a teenager?