Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML
Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
Today, I stupidly liked a post on my ex's social media account from three years ago. They then texted me immediately to ask why I was stalking them. FML
Today, I noticed my ex had unblocked me on Facebook. Since I still miss her and haven't been able to find love since our breakup, I sent her a friend request, thinking maybe she was leaving the door open for me, and we could reconcile. Apparently I was wrong because she promptly blocked me again. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
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Top comments
teethingtom 0
why in the world are you befriending an ex anyway?
Eir_fml 1
yeah I was thinking the 'they' was to hide the ex being a guy. What does it matter though? this site is anonymous enough.
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Comments (39)
teethingtom 0
why in the world are you befriending an ex anyway?
i_luv_dogs 10
How's this an FML? Isn't he your ex?
khaldun 0
I have to guess that you guys never really dated... you sure that it's not all in your head?
Eir_fml 1
yeah I was thinking the 'they' was to hide the ex being a guy. What does it matter though? this site is anonymous enough.
enu_vastanii__ 9
Maybe it was a guy sending a request to His ex who could possibly be a girl or a guy We can't just assume it was girl right?
sofitina 20
Josh is a weird name for a girl.
mintchase 0
dude, ever come to u that you might have this contact anyways since you did go out with her/???
pokurfayce 0
um, yeah she's probably just boosting her own ego
MizzHollywood 0
My theory. She is not still hung up on you but she just has a big ego, she thought that you would notice if she didn't accept because she needs attention and likes to think that and then she didn't want to make you feel bad (even though it probably wouldn't it would just boost her ego) so she wrote that. I think she's just has a big ego.
stephissilly 18
or she could of just forgotten who 'they' were.
fantasma 1
#'s 9 8 & 6... really ego? or maybe, just maybe.... in the tiny ass grainy and dark webcam shot that the person put as their profile pic they are indistinguishable from various hackers weirdos and that creepy dude who had a locker down the hall in highschool.
lexa1love 16
Wouldn't they have their name listed too?
24788 7
HAHA, he was probably just being mean.
Dooms_day 5
i agree, fyl
spadez 0
Wth