Today, I posted a note on Facebook about a weird dream I had about my ex-boyfriend, in which I made out with him, then it turned into a vampires vs. werewolves battle. My ex PMs me and says there's a better chance of a vampires vs. werewolves battle than us ever making out again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a dream that my ex-boyfriend had become a vicious serial killer and was hunting me down because I broke up with him. I don't know what scares me more: the way he hunted me in my sleep, or the fact that it wouldn't surprise me if it actually happened. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 4 perfectly happy years together. The reason? He had a dream in which his dead former girlfriend from when he was 13 told him she still loved him. He now believes his dead childhood sweetheart is trying to contact him and I'm "in the way of their love." FML
Today, I had a dream that I met my celebrity crush. As I leant in to kiss him, he rejected me saying, “Woah no thanks.” Cool, I get rejected even in my dreams. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
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brrrx 0
How could anyone click anything other than "you deserved it?"
RockAngies40 17
Why would you post that on facebook?...maybe tell a friend or two lol If you were to post that on facebook or myspace, of course he would respond like that!
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ColdGold 6
Just a typical Junk-in-junk-out dream. The brain has to clean that trash out sometime.
idontgiveone 0
Why would you even post anything about your ex and specially about 'dreaming' about you and him making out? desperate much?
lolomgwtfQQ 0
I'm a twilight fan, yes. But it my dream had nothing to do with twilight. It was just random vampires and werewolves. but the vampires weren't all edward cullen-like. they were REAL vampires, the kind that have fangs and shit. besides, it was a note, not a status. I tagged no one in the note. it was just a crazy ass dream. and we just broke up, so i was just telling him what i dreamt to get a laugh out of him because we're still friends. I do still care about him.
lolomgwtfQQ 0
btw, i'm 18
DecayDance_fml 0
YDI for being a Twerd. and also YDI if the Warewolves didn't win.
Tomaino 3
I think all the people accusing her of being a Twitard are more Twitards themselves. First thing I thought of when I read about this was Blade.
lyfesukz 0
lol #106 u made my day, hahaha.... and at least he private messaged u instead of posting it on ur wall for all ur friends to see
cmardian96 0
that's like just plain awful . & completely rude..
caamm 0
i bet your not the shiniest penny in the fountain are you? thats just stupid
DJ_Chutfield 4
I don't understand how the werewolves haven't won this battle centuries ago. Just attack them during the day! The ones you don't kill get finished off by the sun. Jeez, I wish I was the general of the werewolves.