Today, I posted a note on Facebook about a weird dream I had about my ex-boyfriend, in which I made out with him, then it turned into a vampires vs. werewolves battle. My ex PMs me and says there's a better chance of a vampires vs. werewolves battle than us ever making out again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a dream that my ex-boyfriend had become a vicious serial killer and was hunting me down because I broke up with him. I don't know what scares me more: the way he hunted me in my sleep, or the fact that it wouldn't surprise me if it actually happened. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 4 perfectly happy years together. The reason? He had a dream in which his dead former girlfriend from when he was 13 told him she still loved him. He now believes his dead childhood sweetheart is trying to contact him and I'm "in the way of their love." FML
Today, I had a dream that I met my celebrity crush. As I leant in to kiss him, he rejected me saying, “Woah no thanks.” Cool, I get rejected even in my dreams. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
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brrrx 0
How could anyone click anything other than "you deserved it?"
RockAngies40 17
Why would you post that on facebook?...maybe tell a friend or two lol If you were to post that on facebook or myspace, of course he would respond like that!
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Comments (146)
vac2007 0
That sounds a lot like Van Helsing
rlet 1
at least he made it private
benzensulfonic 0
A
painandpeace 0
YDI. He's your ex for a reason.
lexiluv101 0
ok first of all why would you post that on facebook? that's pretty stupid, u want all ur friends to see it? and if u jusy wanted to tell him u should've messaged him. YDI. now that being said, at least he had the decency to private message u and not embarass u with everyone like u probly did to him.
dahlia14 0
we really just did that didnt we?
sarcdude 3
Why in the world did you post about having a dream about your ex in public, and followed it with something that inane? YDI.
XCAILIExCURSEDX 0
Hahah Well its sort of your fault why would you post that knowing that there was a chance he could read it.
lalasha 0
why is he still your friend on facebook?
iarekaaren 0
YDI