Today, I had a dream that I met my celebrity crush. As I leant in to kiss him, he rejected me saying, “Woah no thanks.” Cool, I get rejected even in my dreams. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, I dreamed that Robert Downey Jr. kept flirting with me and asking me out. Each time, I refused him, because I'm taken. When I proudly told my boyfriend, he said, "What the hell? I could've kissed the mouth that kissed the Iron Man!" FML
Today, I had a dream where I was cuddling with a girl. She rolled over to face me, snuggled up into the crook of my neck, then muttered in disgust, "Ugh, your breath stinks!" Cock-blocked in my own dreams. FML
Today, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having a sexy dream that I would have enjoyed, I dreamt he was a supervisor at my work. He kept telling me how much I sucked. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I dreamed that I met this beautiful girl at a restaurant and we ended up having lunch together. Everything was going perfect until the end when I tried to get her number and she wouldn't give it to me. I can't even get a girl in my dreams. FML
Today, I dreamt I had a secret admirer whom I met in person. She had red hair, a plus size body and a beautiful smile. This would've been great if it weren't for the fact I was a straight woman. FML
Today, I met my celebrity crush in an official capacity, I was completely tongue tied and when I stood to shake her hand, I tripped and fell with my face in her cleavage. She thought it was funny, but I was mortified and my boss suspended me until security footage proves I didn’t do it on purpose. FML
Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A little while after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
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tounces7 28
He's so not worth....I dunno. I mean what can one say about this one? It's just a dream. I'm sure you can....dream....better.
Dave_Davington 34
Ah, I'm sorry to hear that. I guess even in dreams, Gilbert Gottfried just isn't a quick hook up kind of guy.
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tounces7 28
He's so not worth....I dunno. I mean what can one say about this one? It's just a dream. I'm sure you can....dream....better.
Dave_Davington 34
Ah, I'm sorry to hear that. I guess even in dreams, Gilbert Gottfried just isn't a quick hook up kind of guy.
manb91uk 22
Maybe the dream version of said celebrity has a sexual orientation that doesn't match yours..? Maybe your subconscious just... Gets it
RichardPencil 32
Was it stank breath? You should have brushed your teeth before you approached your crush!
RhiRhi12120 5
Hey! OP here. It was Noah Centineo and I was so glad when I woke up, and realised that he will never know me as that creepy fan girl who went to kiss him after meeting him.
Jorn van der Ar 13
Apparently you don't have any real problems if you create ones like this. Or maybe you are twelve years old.
cheshireau 26
I joking asked for a Celebs number during Supanova... and he said haha yeah right. I was a little cut, I wasn’t being serious, it was the tone of the reply.
Stan_The_Man 7
Any person in your dream is part of your subconscious.... so really you rejected yourself... You may need to work on self confidence, start with positive affirmations on the daily.