Today, I posted a note on Facebook about a weird dream I had about my ex-boyfriend, in which I made out with him, then it turned into a vampires vs. werewolves battle. My ex PMs me and says there's a better chance of a vampires vs. werewolves battle than us ever making out again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a dream that my ex-boyfriend had become a vicious serial killer and was hunting me down because I broke up with him. I don't know what scares me more: the way he hunted me in my sleep, or the fact that it wouldn't surprise me if it actually happened. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 4 perfectly happy years together. The reason? He had a dream in which his dead former girlfriend from when he was 13 told him she still loved him. He now believes his dead childhood sweetheart is trying to contact him and I'm "in the way of their love." FML
Today, I had a dream that I met my celebrity crush. As I leant in to kiss him, he rejected me saying, “Woah no thanks.” Cool, I get rejected even in my dreams. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
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brrrx 0
How could anyone click anything other than "you deserved it?"
RockAngies40 17
Why would you post that on facebook?...maybe tell a friend or two lol If you were to post that on facebook or myspace, of course he would respond like that!
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nonynony 0
First of all, stop putting any of your dreams on facebook. No one cares. Secondly, why oh why would you put up that dream in particular?
herehaveabandaid 2
nonynony is totally right. Bad decisions, all around. I think you might be a Facebook/Twitter-*****. What makes me think you fit the criteria? The fact that you have the need to tell your "friends" all of the insignificant things in your life, and especially the things that you should definitely keep to yourself. If you simply HAD to tell everyone about your dream because someone was holding a gun to your head, leave out the part where you were making out with your ex. You ARE allowed to 'edit' your dreams or any other shit that you decide to post. Maybe you should show a little bit more judgment in what you post next time.
kukopia 0
Meh. A luke warm Meh. And only a Meh.
athame1983 0
YDI for being a pathetic desperate freak
Lisa89 3
I don't get how this is an FML. He's your ex so he's not going to make out with you again anyway. And meh, so you had a dream.. you shouldn't really go posting it on Facebook anyway.
12inchD 0
YDI for being a pandsybitch
Mattfail 0
YDI for liking Twilight
sillyzombiekid 0
lol.
Carolina123 0
So I was scrolling through all these comments and people are harsh. I actually thought that Stephanie Meyer painted a beautiful picture through her literature. But that is besides the point. I think that facebook is a great networking site to stay in contact with friends and family you don't see on a regular basis. In my personal opinion you shouldn't post things that are gonna come back to haunt you. On a different subject, I think that it is hilarious that people use facebook to write a novel of their life. For example, people post a status such as "work 4 to close" or " Cleaning my toilet" or " I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning". Come on people, we seriously don't need a play by play of your entire schedule for the day. We all have to work, (well most of us anyway) and we all have a bad day once in a while. Not everyone needs to know your personal life as well as you do. But as for the rest of us, It does give us something to talk about.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I guess Meyer painted a beautiful picture with the thesaurus she vomited over the pages of all 4 books.
piqqu 0
aw, how considerate of your ex. :3 no seriously, no sarcasm intended. (keyword: PRIVATE-MESSEGE'd)
sampleinajar 0
YDI on so many levels including, but not limited to: liking twilight, thinking about twilight, posting anything remotely personal on facebook.
Anteezy 7
Haha so true, don't forget taking dreams serious and still thinking about your ex.