Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
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smexehXredhead0 0
What a dick! I'm sorry, OP!
baconstrips 12
What a douche, you obviously deserve better
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Comments (120)
smexehXredhead0 0
What a dick! I'm sorry, OP!
whitesox365 0
Thats how i found out i was being broken up with too. Screw facebook; it really does mess everything up. It gives people a screen to hide behind so they dont have to actually confront anyone.
slushpup9696 12
It isn't Facebook's fault. Maybe you should date nice guys and not douchebags.
enonymous 9
I changed my relationship status to widower. Just have yet to kill the wife...
karagarren 8
27 is win. If he did it like that on Facebook then hed fond some other way to be a douche if Facebook didn't exist
StoryOfTheYear 15
I'm kind of have the viewpoint of 26. It's not like Facebook completely hides everything. It just allows us to be more open. Even in this instance it ends up that OP gets to break up with a douchebag who would've never had the balls to tell her that they were through until it was far overdue. I don't see a problem with Facebook if you don't get all caught up in the glam and the fashion.
SteveTheJanitor 6
People don't have the guts now a days to break up with people face to face. They either do it by chat, eg Facebook or msn, text or phone conversation.....OP's ex just didn't have the balls to do it face to face which is actually really sad
pandacruisn30 3
I know exactly how it is!! My ex broke up with me over a voice mail on my cell one time. He reconsidered and got back with me but I was leary so I started to snooop his email and internet access and saw that he was cheating. I dropped him like a hot potato
ohSNAPyall 27
53 dang that's just as bad as a breakup over Facebook. Both are a lack of confrontation. If you don't trust his answer enough to ask him directly, you probably shouldn't be dating him.
Jovecove 13
26 - Don't date nice guys... They always finish last.
Jammy01jams 2
70 - do you mean nice guys finish last as in they last the longest during sex? Isn't that a good thing?
dwsgirl 8
Don't blame facebook. People who want to hide will find something to hind behind. I'm sorry, OP. What a d-bag, definitely not worth your time.
baconstrips 12
What a douche, you obviously deserve better
kickazz16 15
I'd be like oh hey. *punches in the face* I forgot to tell you I was going to punch you. My bad fuckface.
Georgieeporgiee 9
Hes a jerk; like a jerker with beef jerky all over his jerk shirt.
allen2688 6
Bacon!
Georgieeporgiee 9
Vegetarian....
copy125 0
That's terrible OP it's always worse over the Internet or phone.
belkinbra 12
I feel so bad for you. Hopefully you find someone who isn't a douchebag.
buttercupp2137 0
not in this case her getting, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." is way worse then the Internet or phone cause it's just wrong.
glittercookies 12
Wow, what a careless jerk.
nollid7 5
That's what you get for being on Facebook lol
nitram06 2
I guess you're better off without him, but this begs the question - does he have amnesia or a short term memory condition. If he does, this may be forgivable.
nonelikeworms 0
you fail
LiuKang92 1
That also happened to me
RinnieRiot 9
What would we do without Facebook. Its just so useful when it comes to these kind of things... Nah. Facebooks a life destroyer.
rebanne 5
Kick him in the happy sack and spew shit about him on FB
farhil 14
Because that NEVER causes any more problems.
guckylynn 19
Sounds like assault.
doom2 8
How sad! I'm sorry OP, you don't need him anyway!
torikushi 7
Why is everyone breaking up on Facebook or phone? I'm sorry that happened to you OP.