Today, I realized how much it sucks to have the same name as my dad when I overheard my mom moan his name in bed. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML
Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML
Today, my mom called me by the wrong name. This isn't the first time. It wouldn't be so bad, except I'm her only kid. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he forgot my name. He started calling me "It". FML
Today, I expressed my feelings to a guy I've liked for a long time. He basically turned me down because I have the same name as his mom, and dating me would be too weird. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
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Church_Vii 4
Have your name legally changed to Superman Batman Wolverine Iron Man Spiderman the Third.
DooleyFTW 17
I can definitely see how that would be disturbing. If I was you though OP I'd just try not to be ever in a position to hear my parents have sex!
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Comments (137)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Thats almost as awkward as having the same name as a **** star.
venomousddog 19
-54 my friend has that problem lol
onorexveritas 24
yeah... I don't even want to imagine how ...disturbing that would be
dajoker819 1
Know the feeling :'(
stfuNOWplease 6
This FML would be much more interesting if ops mom was alone in the bedroom.
maemadness 2
My boyfriend can relate.
DeadxManxWalking 27
Mom: "John come over here!" *son goes to parents' room door* Mom: Right there all over my tummy!
Bluskyhunter 0
OMG HEADPHONES STAT!!!
awkward_gothlady 32
One more reason not to name kids after their parents. I doubt most people think of that one.
pinksnowflake 2
At least it wasn't your mom and grandma moaning on the other side if the door.
ObeyStudKing 4
That sucks. Time for some headphones, and I don't mean the cheap kind lol.