Today, I realized how much it sucks to have the same name as my dad when I overheard my mom moan his name in bed. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML
Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML
Today, my mom called me by the wrong name. This isn't the first time. It wouldn't be so bad, except I'm her only kid. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he forgot my name. He started calling me "It". FML
Today, I expressed my feelings to a guy I've liked for a long time. He basically turned me down because I have the same name as his mom, and dating me would be too weird. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
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Church_Vii 4
Have your name legally changed to Superman Batman Wolverine Iron Man Spiderman the Third.
DooleyFTW 17
I can definitely see how that would be disturbing. If I was you though OP I'd just try not to be ever in a position to hear my parents have sex!
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Comments (137)
vero559 7
Lol
MrsAlexander83 10
Yeah..I know EXACTLY how you feel! I married a man with the same name as my father and brother (bc they are a junior and senior)!! Kind of hard to get away from the name Michael though...been like the #1 name for over 50 years. Needless to say, I don't say his name in bed! Start wearing headphones on Saturday morning. It's obviously your parents "date" morning! Hahaha
sachieb 0
You should have replied "maaammm?"
klx125cross 9
Ohh SHIT! that would suck!
Metallica36176 16
Oh God....you know, you would think parents would have the courtesy to be quiet when they know people are there (especially their children). I wonder how they would feel if you brought someone in and had loud sex........
cheezstix24 1
Lol
amkaye 1
I'm sure she thinks it's weird too. Even though she probably picked your name.
Matty1188 6
I was named after my mom. Thanks for putting that thought/image in my head.
mpalmiter 0
Yes OP that sucks. However, on the bright side, your parents still have passion in their marriage. Just move put ASAP lol
MuseFan1991 14
whenever i got the delight of hearing my mum and stepdad having sex, id get up and loudly go to the toilet (by slamming doors, not by grunting) so they knew i was awake. shut them up pretty quick (Y)