Today, I realized how much it sucks to have the same name as my dad when I overheard my mom moan his name in bed. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML
Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML
Today, my mom called me by the wrong name. This isn't the first time. It wouldn't be so bad, except I'm her only kid. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he forgot my name. He started calling me "It". FML
Today, I expressed my feelings to a guy I've liked for a long time. He basically turned me down because I have the same name as his mom, and dating me would be too weird. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
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Church_Vii 4
Have your name legally changed to Superman Batman Wolverine Iron Man Spiderman the Third.
DooleyFTW 17
I can definitely see how that would be disturbing. If I was you though OP I'd just try not to be ever in a position to hear my parents have sex!
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Comments (137)
eBall07 2
If you hear it again yell out her name and run as fast as u can!
marramrammar 2
You should look at it as good things ahead(no pun intended) if you a chip off the block! Think half full young man!
beatlegirl27 20
That's disturbing
Len_Kagamine 8
Obviously...
xBunnehAddictx 6
Mu boyfriend has that same problem...
perdix 31
Actually, your boyfriend's dad has the same problem. When you moan your bf's name during sex, his dad thinks you are referring to him. Let's not go there...
pokefan813 16
And loud music. Don't forget that!
a1f0sff 25
That won't erase the scar that has been burnt into his ears
skyeyez9 25
Every kid's worst nightmare is to hear their parents have sex. You know it is normal, and healthy, yet disgusting.
hellya14 0
Ewwwww
SkoomaKi 28
Just listen to music and ride it out. (Pun unintended)
pokefan813 16
It will keep him from any further scarring, though.