Today, I realized how much it sucks to have the same name as my dad when I overheard my mom moan his name in bed. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML
Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML
Today, my mom called me by the wrong name. This isn't the first time. It wouldn't be so bad, except I'm her only kid. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he forgot my name. He started calling me "It". FML
Today, I expressed my feelings to a guy I've liked for a long time. He basically turned me down because I have the same name as his mom, and dating me would be too weird. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
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Church_Vii 4
Have your name legally changed to Superman Batman Wolverine Iron Man Spiderman the Third.
DooleyFTW 17
I can definitely see how that would be disturbing. If I was you though OP I'd just try not to be ever in a position to hear my parents have sex!
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Comments (137)
cannonfodder 12
It could be worse... you could be called Justin Bieber
bigboyj 3
I agree it sucks but that's what headphones are for
BostonBear 33
this definitly falls into the catagory of shit you wish you could unhear
lovelylivingdead 4
Let us pray for this poor soul... Jk bwahahaha!
wRIPPERw 23
I know that feel, bro
patriot7 9
Yeah I've got the same problem....
fantasyworld 39
That would scar me.
ImpishHeart 14
This is why naming your kids after other family is a bad idea.
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
At least your parents love each other.