Today, I realized how much it sucks to have the same name as my dad when I overheard my mom moan his name in bed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML
Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML
Today, my mom called me by the wrong name. This isn't the first time. It wouldn't be so bad, except I'm her only kid. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he forgot my name. He started calling me "It". FML
Today, I expressed my feelings to a guy I've liked for a long time. He basically turned me down because I have the same name as his mom, and dating me would be too weird. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
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Church_Vii 4
Have your name legally changed to Superman Batman Wolverine Iron Man Spiderman the Third.
DooleyFTW 17
I can definitely see how that would be disturbing. If I was you though OP I'd just try not to be ever in a position to hear my parents have sex!
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Comments (137)
windfuelsfire 10
Better than hearing your gf moan your name through the wall
Marrach 7
1-800-CHOKETHATHOE
fmlerday19722 2
At least it wasn't your father moaning his own name, that would be gross
gmc_blossom 21
Some people just shouldn't have Internet priveleges.
adrianasofias 3
I'd be scarred for life. Sorry, OP.
Kiki242 19
Oh God. I'm so sorry. No child should have to hear their parents getting it on.
momo1972 3
Is mom a MILF?
soulebelius 17
And this is the reason why there shouldn't be juniors.
Missusluv313 9
I totally agree. Give the child their own name.
mikejunior88 4
:(
olpally 33
Time for a shot of vodka... Or something... *shudders*
GypsyRover 0
Well Stacy,does your mom "got it going on"?
Missusluv313 9
Hearing and/or seeing your parents have sex is horrible! But to actually hear your name being moaned is just traumatic. I would have immediately shoved some earbuds in on full blast! This is a definite FML.
RentaName 15
Maybe you could start being called by your middle name or something?
erique429 1
That would work unless he's truly named after his dad like I am.