ItGirl
Eskilstuna, Sweden
Today, my dad got so drunk that he forgot my name. He started calling me "It". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
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Today, my father got drunk and became crazy. He just kept talking nonsense and swaying while walking. It seemed like he was going to vomit. I hate him being like this. FML
Top comments
ThomasBombadil 31
Didn't The Addams Family have a member called "It"? Start calling your father "Gomez" or better yet "Uncle Fester".
lovelyvampire 16
I wanted to make reference to the clown, but then I realized, I am in no way that witty... so nevermind
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Comments (73)
boxers4lyfe 17
Wow that sucks!
MeanBeagle 22
why weren't you drinking too?
cadillacgal79 32
Hey, when my dad gets drunk he makes life speeches.
devildog562 33
Well if you add a "s" to the beginning and a "t" to the end then you have your dads last name, first name pieceof.
katejanek 16
there's a button for that.
wcc7777777 5
What even #34? what even?
Mc2013 18
#34, Pieceof Sitt?
devildog562 33
Yea didn't think that through. Early morning fail . "Sh" was more accurate I believe. Fail! Thanks for correcting me. Can I blame IT on the alcohol ?
Kevin_Kestel 24
hi I'm Mr Bob Gray but my friends call me Pennywise the dancing clown
JocelynKaulitz 28
This is when OP's supposed to correct him and tell him that his name is Pennywise.
Arcanel 18
well that is rather unfortunate.... should've slapped him maybe he'd remember at that point LOL
IMcPwn 12
See that would be a really bad idea because from what I can get from OP's username, they're a girl. I'm guessing that hitting him would make him more upset, killing her and the rest of the family. This would probably be enough for a predator missile, if they live in a populated area the predator missile would probably get enough kills for a nuke, killing us all and ending the game.
ChunkMissing 10
#29 well that escalated quickly..
Arcanel 18
it's called a joke... smh people take everything so serious these days.
RedPillSucks 33
It's always a joke until the whole planet gets nuked.
DenverTyrrell 13
How was he still talking if he was that drunk he didn't know your name
MrConcise 35
Alcohol makes you mute? Makes any argument against weed seem pretty miniscule. (JKJK)
EchoSerenity 15
#3 do us all a favor and not drink..
SideOfTheAngels 23
Seems just a tad rude :/
Eleanor6141 11
some people are when they're drunk (?)
SideOfTheAngels 23
Obviously...
AustinDenton 22
It could be worse
FaultInMyStars 11
How so, really?
ChristianH39 30
He could just be comatose?
WCARlover 35
Look on the bright side..there are songs written about you (;
lovelyvampire 16
I wanted to make reference to the clown, but then I realized, I am in no way that witty... so nevermind
MrSassypants 34
If you did, I probably would not have noticed it. I would have just read passed it and not been penny the wiser.
RusticChick 27
I'd get the "It" clown mask and scare the shit out of him when he sobers up. See if he remembers then. Lol
PresidentNorth 16
I own the actual mask of pennywise. This mask will scar unsuspecting people. Took a selfie driving in traffic on Halloween after I made a couple of random girls cry in the car next to me. I regret nothing.
EchoSerenity 15
I would have paid to see that lol that give me ideas >:)
tony1891 22
should put on a clown costume and scare the living daylights out of him now.
ethawesome1125 10
I too get called "it"