Today, I stayed over at my boyfriend's house for the first time. He soon found out about my sleep-talking habit. I started ranting about "electron shaming" and I apparently passionately support their "sub-atomic lifestyle". Yes, he managed to get it on video. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
Today, I recently started seeing a girl and I slept over at her house for the first time. Apparently, I still talk in my sleep. This morning she told me I whispered, "I love you so much." FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarrhea in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping body. He rolled over to whisper, "I heard everything." FML
Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML
Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, my live-in boyfriend spent yet another evening trying to bait Twitch streamers into a debate about stuff he barely understands. He's obsessed with "growing his audience", and I'm getting tired of his bullshit. FML
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Top comments
Googolman 29
I'm positive that he's a keeper. Positive as a proton.
dutchman327 3
This can hopefully be something you two can laugh about :)
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Comments (86)
royr7395 30
I hope you're a Chem major, at the very least
IronMan_Mk43 20
Or a physics major. Or an engineering major.
laden_swallow09 35
Or graduated eighth grade Science.
Googolman 29
I'm positive that he's a keeper. Positive as a proton.
NeatNit 33
Time for puns! Too bad I'm not that good atom.
FluffyPandas156 13
#33 I think we should barium now
Lorenzo1102 21
I just want the link to the video
QuaDECH 13
I got my ion you.
ArturoJames 13
I can't wait for when these puns argon.
HighasaCloud 46
It's the cute little things like this that people bond over
danimal_crackerz 26
Beat me to it XD
cellyhard 5
YOU
td8263 10
Yes first comment
dutchman327 3
This can hopefully be something you two can laugh about :)
Geckosrock99 33
That sounds cute!
Curtis66 19
You're better off laughing with him about it than making a big deal about it.
Theglc20 27
If electrons want to be that way, I say let them
False_Stupidity 42
I've always found them to be such a negative bunch. Always on the move too, never taking the time to appreciate things.
dewberry2001 25
They're *****. Jumping from one atom to another when they get unstable.
False_Stupidity 42
Ion the other hand am going for team proton as I prefer a stable and positive outlook.
be82tw 17
I never cared for Protons too much, actually. They always have to be in the center of things.
ruikuku 5
I have always considered neutrons big hypocrites. Appearing all neutral and shit, but always sticking with the protons.
WilliamMurderfac_fml 23
Protons and neutrons are just misunderstood, they always hold electrons at a distance. they really want to be closer together, like one big happy proton star.
WitEluded 13
OP, follow up with a YouTube link plz
mrbump122 13
Yes, that would be great :)
leogachi 15
Best FML ever.
chosha_fml 27
This is a YouTube channel waiting to happen.