Today, I stayed over at my boyfriend's house for the first time. He soon found out about my sleep-talking habit. I started ranting about "electron shaming" and I apparently passionately support their "sub-atomic lifestyle". Yes, he managed to get it on video. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
Today, I recently started seeing a girl and I slept over at her house for the first time. Apparently, I still talk in my sleep. This morning she told me I whispered, "I love you so much." FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarrhea in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping body. He rolled over to whisper, "I heard everything." FML
Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML
Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, my live-in boyfriend spent yet another evening trying to bait Twitch streamers into a debate about stuff he barely understands. He's obsessed with "growing his audience", and I'm getting tired of his bullshit. FML
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Googolman 29
I'm positive that he's a keeper. Positive as a proton.
dutchman327 3
This can hopefully be something you two can laugh about :)
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Comments (86)
MetaFoxStar 11
omgsh that is hilarious. I too have a sleep talking problem. also I sleep walk and sleep eat lol.
prometheus531 9
You sound completely awesome. Hope the guy appreciates you.
laden_swallow09 35
I smell Tumblr in here!
Xion0014 20
I once pointed to the wall in my sleep, and proceeded to say "Look! Ewwwwwww!!!" And that last part as i said "ew" my sister said i imitated a crowd saying that word and faded, while slowly moving back into a sleeping position(laying)
GingerRoot 13
Must see video!
cjfred 13
Hey OP, could you please ask him what the YouTube link to the video is, and pass it along here? Thanks! And if he hasn't uploaded it, what's taking him so long? :D
PhinIt2WinIt 24
at least he didn't do anything else to you.
Sk8brdmenace 17
You sound smarter asleep than I am awake....
Omniprism 15
This...is awesome. I'm think you both are pretty cool people.
SasquatchDeluxe 10
Best. FML. Ever.