Today, my mother called me a bad son for not telling her "Happy Mother's Day". When I told her Mother's Day wasn't until the 10th, she said that I would have forgotten anyway. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, after spending $120 to have a bouquet of flowers delivered to my mom, she called to complain that I had forgotten about her for Mother's day, but also praise my sister for apparently receiving my flowers I sent at the door and passing them off as hers. FML
Today, my mother lectured me for not spending enough time with her. We literally just got back from a 10 day vacation together. FML
Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML
Today, my mother used climate change as an excuse for not remembering my birthday. FML
Today, after I took my mom her favourite wine, a card, and an expensive orchid for her conservatory, and also spent all Saturday afternoon with her and took her out for lunch, what did she post on Facebook? Her disappointment that I didn’t spend Mother’s Day with her on Sunday because I was working. FML
Today, I planned a lunch out with my mom for Mother's Day. She seemed excited about it and "couldn't wait!" She never showed up. FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML
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Top comments
CupidSparrow 0
Mother's Day has always been the worst holiday ever in my family's house. Some moms you just can't win with. I think that if he knew that Mother's Day was the 10th, and she didn't, he probably would have remembered better than she.
stresspuddle 0
Sounds like my mother... Sorry..
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Comments (74)
musicloverr 0
well..would you have forgotten? you have to remember that mothers always know best. but that was still pretty mean of her...
Jbiebs82 0
I thought it was the 9th?
Lahir 0
lol you already know your not going to remember just tell the truth.
skittles009 0
It's the 8th. Its called a calendar people.r mother was right u would have been two days late
lemonypower 6
Why don't YOU look and see when this FML was posted.
linarahmany 6
mothers day doesn't have an exagt date it's just on the first Sunday or something like that so yaaa ur wrong to:D
stresspuddle 0
Sounds like my mother... Sorry..
observesandgasps 0
same.
xJC77x 0
same
CupidSparrow 0
Mother's Day has always been the worst holiday ever in my family's house. Some moms you just can't win with. I think that if he knew that Mother's Day was the 10th, and she didn't, he probably would have remembered better than she.
Duckasaurus 0
How would he have forgotten? He already remembered it was on the 10th when his MOTHER couldn't remember that.
manoverboard 0
...well, obviously he remembered, because he pointed it out. Maybe she was just trying to cover up. :/ So what'd you get her?
daemonsparta 16
nothing now
greasy_broad 0
I'm so stoked that my mom doesn't care about Mother's Day. I just buy her something cute anyway.
KramerX 0
that's why you should make a song and be like cheahhhh lol
Daysgoby 0
I agree with #4
tsunamisurfer08 3
Wait.....what? o.O That sucks.
24788 7
Oh shit! It's mother days on May 10th? I'm a ******* terrible son. I need to get a gift before my mom gets back from Hawaii. Thanks for the reminder so I don't make the same damn mistake!