Today, I stayed over at my boyfriend's house for the first time. He soon found out about my sleep-talking habit. I started ranting about "electron shaming" and I apparently passionately support their "sub-atomic lifestyle". Yes, he managed to get it on video. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
Today, I recently started seeing a girl and I slept over at her house for the first time. Apparently, I still talk in my sleep. This morning she told me I whispered, "I love you so much." FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarrhea in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping body. He rolled over to whisper, "I heard everything." FML
Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML
Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, my live-in boyfriend spent yet another evening trying to bait Twitch streamers into a debate about stuff he barely understands. He's obsessed with "growing his audience", and I'm getting tired of his bullshit. FML
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Googolman 29
I'm positive that he's a keeper. Positive as a proton.
dutchman327 3
This can hopefully be something you two can laugh about :)
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Comments (86)
Cavalrysword 8
Sight unseen, I want to date you! Very interesting.
unknownvalue 2
Sub atomic lifestyle sounds like a cool band name.
fader48080 10
I will pay 20 bucks for that video
Quasars 10
At least your sleep talking has a nucleus.
ladyg228 15
One of the best FML I have read!!! :) thanks for sharing lol
NotPsycho 17
At least you didn't cuss him out like I've done before. Not to your boyfriend as far as I know but to my ex.
jdfpheonix 1
This is much less FML and much more, "your sleep talking is EPICLY AMAZING!" If he doesn't get down with subatomic equality then dump his ass!
syed121417 22
Well, at least he wasn't very negative about it... I'm sorry.
sv1dmc12 7
That is neither "your life sucks" or YDI. That's ******* awesome and hilarious!
pinque 19
Is it on YouTube I wanna see