Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend heard me confessing my undying love to someone while we were skyping. He's now convinced that I was talking to some other guy and had forgotten to mute my phone. I was talking to my cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
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wrenavery90 12
Why in the world would you tell someone where you live??! ydi
RichardPencil 32
Naw, you could have played it off better than that. You could've told your boyfriend. "I ... think ... WiFi ... problem ..." and disconnected the call. Or, told the new guy, "No, sir, I don't need any sausage right now," then turn to your boyfriend and say, "Traveling salesmen. Annoying, am I right?"
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RichardPencil 32
Naw, you could have played it off better than that. You could've told your boyfriend. "I ... think ... WiFi ... problem ..." and disconnected the call. Or, told the new guy, "No, sir, I don't need any sausage right now," then turn to your boyfriend and say, "Traveling salesmen. Annoying, am I right?"
wrenavery90 12
Why in the world would you tell someone where you live??! ydi
BurnInDemonFire 39
This is basically "Today, something happened and now I feel bad. FML". Finish the story!