Today, I stayed over at my boyfriend's house for the first time. He soon found out about my sleep-talking habit. I started ranting about "electron shaming" and I apparently passionately support their "sub-atomic lifestyle". Yes, he managed to get it on video. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
Today, I recently started seeing a girl and I slept over at her house for the first time. Apparently, I still talk in my sleep. This morning she told me I whispered, "I love you so much." FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarrhea in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping body. He rolled over to whisper, "I heard everything." FML
Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML
Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, my live-in boyfriend spent yet another evening trying to bait Twitch streamers into a debate about stuff he barely understands. He's obsessed with "growing his audience", and I'm getting tired of his bullshit. FML
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Googolman 29
I'm positive that he's a keeper. Positive as a proton.
dutchman327 3
This can hopefully be something you two can laugh about :)
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Comments (86)
daemonsparta 16
you need to get off the tumblr
Angsty_Armadillo 25
My boyfriend usually talks about war stuff. Caught him saying 'Let's get these *******!' Or it's just random angry/scared incoherent mumbling. I almost lost my shit when he said 'Bloody wankers!' one night.
Avashantu 18
Well, that's a new type of BONDing. ;)
dracolich 27
You're awesome.
Krwman 8
Perhaps you ought to check out the entire video, Miss Hilton...
LadyLuck93 20
Definitely a keeper!
soulxreaperx356 9
well you can always talk to a neutron therapist about this condition. the best part about going to them is there's no charge!
babygo88 11
I wanna see
pleasedie 22
Lol I wonder what you think about protons and neutrons
laden_swallow09 35
If'n the Good Lard Above intended fer protons n' neutrons be livin' tergether in seein, He'd-a put the neutron in charge of the household n' the proton sittin' there makin' sher ta look pretty fer the neutron!
laden_swallow09 35
If'n the Good Lard Above intended fer protons n' neutrons be livin' tergether in seein, He'd-a put the neutron in charge of the household n' the proton sittin' there makin' sher ta look pretty fer the neutron!
laden_swallow09 35
If'n the Good Lard Above intended fer protons n' neutrons be livin' tergether in seein, He'd-a put the neutron in charge of the household n' the proton sittin' there makin' sher ta look pretty fer the neutron!
daisynugget 14
That's so cute aww :3