Today, despite my warnings, my mother continues to go see my ex's son and encourage her to get more child support from me. They both say that because I signed the birth certificate, that makes that baby mine. I don't think he is, and I'm currently with someone else, with my first real son on the way. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom still spends time with my ex because, as she puts it, we might be divorced now but there’s no reason they can’t still be friends. This is the woman who tricked me into raising another man’s baby for three months before I got suspicious and got a paternity test. Screw you mom. FML
Today, my mother still hasn't figured out that my ex is a manipulative cow who has no interest in a relationship with her, apart from her usefulness as a babysitter, and sympathetic cash machine, but when I try to tell her that, she gets mad at me. The kid isn't even mine, it's from the guy she cheated with. FML
Today, I found out that even after having had my tubes tied, I am in fact pregnant. I have an 8-month-old son and his father just remarried another woman 2 months ago. Neither of them believe that the new baby is his. FML
Today, my now ex-fiancée confessed that "our" child is most likely actually hers and my father's. FML
Today, my son became convinced that his father cheated and we put the fertilized egg inside me to cover the whole thing up. He won't stop calling me "host mother". FML
Today, I found out that my ex is expecting another kid. Not only is this a man who tried to hook up with me last month, he's also the one who, when I asked him to pay child support for our two, told me that he could just "make some more". Guess he was right. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Today, my son told me he and his ex deliberately got pregnant, despite being broken up, because she wanted a baby, he wanted sex, and she promised she wouldn’t ask him for child support. She must have had her fingers crossed because his court date is next week. Moron. FML
Today, my ex called, saying she's 3 months pregnant. She seems to have forgotten that we haven't been in the same room, much less friends, in over a year. My dimwitted wife thinks the baby is mine. FML
Today, my wife somehow convinced a judge to force me to pay child support for a child that isn’t mine. I recently discovered our son was the result of an affair and not biologically mine, so I divorced her, but the judge is forcing me to keep supporting them financially. FML
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FluffythePink 23
Demand a paternity test and when (if) it comes back negative, jump through all the hoops required to cut the woman off completely. I'd probably go NC with your mother as well.
unashamedfemale 9
get a paternity test instead of complaining on fml you knob. if it’s not yours then cut ties if you want, however if you raised him as your own, and your mother was a grandmother to him, she can and should still see him if she desires.
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FluffythePink 23
Demand a paternity test and when (if) it comes back negative, jump through all the hoops required to cut the woman off completely. I'd probably go NC with your mother as well.
cpguru24 18
There are so many better ways to approach this as a man than posting on FML.
unashamedfemale 9
get a paternity test instead of complaining on fml you knob. if it’s not yours then cut ties if you want, however if you raised him as your own, and your mother was a grandmother to him, she can and should still see him if she desires.
GoogieWithers 25
Get a DNA test. If the child is not yours, then she can claim nothing. If however, you are thae father then you have some serious work to do.
juggalo2 22
Sounds like rage bait. If you signed the birth cert, you had good reason to believe he was yours at the time. If you really thought otherwise you would have gotten testing already. Grow up.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You shouldn't have signed the birth certificate before taking a paternity test if you weren't sure the child was yours. And you definitely shouldn't be paying child support for a kid that isn't yours. You should have demanded a paternity test a long time ago.