Today, my boyfriend tickled me. In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself. He didn't believe me. After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will know when I'm being serious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML
Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML
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Top comments
stephanieface 0
I think 'I'm going to pee' is a pretty good safety word. or you know, 'stop'
Acousticpixie14 6
I ******* hate when guys do that. You shouldn't have to have a "safety" word. When I say to stop tickling me, STOP ******* TICKLING ME. I know I'm laughing, that does not mean I'm enjoying it, it's an involuntary reflex you ass-munch. FYL...
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Comments (116)
Susieee_Q 9
That's a good idea. Communication is important.
k9obsessed 5
Yikes, that sucks. Just be glad you're not like a close friend of mine. When she was really little she had constant nightmares about being tickled until she suffocated. Now if someone so much as threatens to tickle her, she gets upset. :(
rockarolln89 0
A safety word? Doesn't "I've gotta pee" mean just that? Is he gonna make you come up with safety words for other everyday things, too?
wachin 0
It's so cute when girls pee themselves!
thefallenoo 0
my girl just bites me when I don't stop
primadonna9396 16
Even if he's particularly dense, you would think he'd no you mean business after getting peed on once. My boyfriend learned after the first time :-/
Stupidpeopleanno 5
"Keep on going" should be the safety phrase.
o76923 8
What, safe words are important in any situation where "no" or "stop" don't always mean "no" and "stop". The squirming, wriggling, and causing you to say "no" are the reason people like me (and presumably your boyfriend) tickle in the first place. That's why I make sure I establish a safe word with any partner first. It might seem like silly overkill, until one of you urinates on the other one.
redark 0
it should be coco moco
brat615 2
that is to effin funny ! lmao a safety word !! lik "pee" wouldn't be enough !!! too funny