Today, I told my husband that we should write down all our passwords so we don't forget them. Later, after he'd left, I pulled out his password sheet to do a little snooping, only to learn that he'd written them in some sort of bizarre cipher. What's he hiding? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when my husband asked me what the password to my new computer is, I told him it was the month and year of our marriage. He couldn't figure out the password. FML
Today, I finally cracked the password on my husband's email account. I don't know which is worse: finding out your husband is cheating on you with several people, or finding his password includes his ex-girlfriend's name. FML
Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML
Today, I woke up to a brand new password on my phone that only my wife knows. Apparently, she thinks I've been looking at my phone more than I've been talking to her lately. FML
Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML
Today, my husband has such a fragile ego that he secretly visited an escape room five times in the two months before 15 of us went as a group, all so that he would know all the answers in advance and impress everyone. He’d have managed it too, except he paid with our credit card. FML
Today, I found a notebook labeled "IMPORTANT INFO" in my boyfriend's nightstand. Looking in, I saw he'd written down a bunch of information about me, like my birthday and things I like. When I asked, he said, "I'm forgetful and didn't want to accidentally be a dick." FML
Today, my friend told me men can't be trusted. I told her that wasn't true; I have my husband's password to his email but I never check it because I trust him. She bet me he was doing something bad, and to prove her wrong I looked. Turns out he has been cheating on me for 8 months. FML
Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML
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Top comments
JuneBleeds4 20
He's not hiding anything. He saw right through your stupid games. Hopefully he sees this for the red flag it is and acts accordingly.
mike3775 39
He wrote them down so you would feel better, so what is the problem? Oh, you wanted his passwords so you could snoop on him. Shame on you. If he leaves you, I don’t blame him, you have trust issues
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Comments (10)
Thaylok 17
This is sad. A relationship needs trust and it is clear neither of you have trust for the other. Maybe work on that. wow
mike3775 39
He wrote them down so you would feel better, so what is the problem? Oh, you wanted his passwords so you could snoop on him. Shame on you. If he leaves you, I don’t blame him, you have trust issues
poopface82 25
Did you think he was born yesterday or something?
JuneBleeds4 20
He's not hiding anything. He saw right through your stupid games. Hopefully he sees this for the red flag it is and acts accordingly.
Crowned Sataness 12
he's not hiding anything. he knew what you were doing. are you trying to get divorced? because these petty stupid games are how you get divorced. stop snooping before you hurt your own feelings
Hangryko 32
Jesus Christ, talk to your husband.
maverick83 15
You can't possibly think you're not at fault here. Just from this information alone, I think he probably recognized your suggestion as a childish ploy to get his passwords.
Lffayen 4
Divorce him and do him a favor. You're not entitled to everything about the man. Grow up.
tiptoppc 21
So glad my wife and I share the same risqué subscription sites. No secrets to hold!
Justkidding100 41
this is literally how you should write down your passwords, if you're stupid enough to do that at all? This is just basic security... So I'm guessing you gave him a list of all your passwords and accounts too huh? FML included? thought so