Today, my boyfriend tickled me. In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself. He didn't believe me. After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will know when I'm being serious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML
Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML
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stephanieface 0
I think 'I'm going to pee' is a pretty good safety word. or you know, 'stop'
Acousticpixie14 6
I ******* hate when guys do that. You shouldn't have to have a "safety" word. When I say to stop tickling me, STOP ******* TICKLING ME. I know I'm laughing, that does not mean I'm enjoying it, it's an involuntary reflex you ass-munch. FYL...
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Comments (116)
KiwiExchange 16
It's all fun and games until Someone gets hurt.
dragonaair 5
Or pissed on.
sourgirl101 29
I'm not ticklish at all. I feel so left out.
Doortje 30
Aww, you can have some of my ticklishness? I'm extremely ticklish -_-
ohthebloodygore 16
SG, you should be happy! Even a touch on my waist will make me laugh. It gets to the point where I either end up on the floor, covering my ears, rocking myself, and shutting my eyes or peeing. It's really horrible and the same people do it to me over and over because they find it hilarious.
sourgirl101 29
Haha, so do you have a safetly word also or you just elbow them in the face?(:
FYLDeep 26
I'm pretty ticklish, but I've never had to pee as the result of being tickled. Is that like a female thing?
Acousticpixie14 6
Yeah, SG, feel blessed. A single touch drives me crazy. Not just on my waist. My knees, my ankles, my upper thigh, my cheek, my ears...everywhere, it's awful.
Doortje 30
Most women have a weaker bladder than men, and it gets worse after giving birth, so I guess it is :)
sourgirl101 29
I have to pee when it's cold outside. I heard that's a female thing. Unless guys are the same way? Any input?(:
ohthebloodygore 16
SG, elbow them? I kick and hit. I broke my brother's hand once! He now knows to stop when I say stop.
MerrikBarbarian 9
I've never had to pee when being tickled. thrown up yes... but never pee.
dudehaha 4
lol well the word peeing comes o mind!
iheartdance 6
My boyfriend constantly tickles me because he thinks it's funny. that is until I accidentally kick him. I told him to stop but he didn't listen. I guess he deserved it. A code word would be a good idea OP :)
HUNG9 0
at least you didnt shit yourself?
LilaBear 2
your boyfriend's a moron. There is no point in a safety word. Your "safety word" is "I'm about to pee myself"!! If you invent a codeword so he knows when you're "being serious", couldn't you just use the safety word even when you're not serious, so that he'd stop tickling you? Clearly he hasn't thought this through.
clarkey 0
YDI for not having the word!
Blooman 1
wouldn't the bird be the word?
6969awesome 0
make it waffels!!!!!!!
Prolusive 5
Then it's hilarious!