Today, my boyfriend tickled me. In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself. He didn't believe me. After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will know when I'm being serious. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML
Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML
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Top comments
stephanieface 0
I think 'I'm going to pee' is a pretty good safety word. or you know, 'stop'
Acousticpixie14 6
I ******* hate when guys do that. You shouldn't have to have a "safety" word. When I say to stop tickling me, STOP ******* TICKLING ME. I know I'm laughing, that does not mean I'm enjoying it, it's an involuntary reflex you ass-munch. FYL...
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Comments (116)
prettypinkpixie 9
haha this is so funny. you have an awesome boyfriend in my opinion. come up with something fun for a safety word like spunkernickles!
varkey 7
i never understood how someone can pee from being tickled FYL you could have just like run away from him though....
kgpfly 0
Saying "stop or I'm going to pee" is a safety SENTENCE. What good would a safety word do. LOL
emodude44 0
Do what my niece does. She says MOMMY PEE! when shes got to pee. Then the timer starts... you have 30 seconds to get her on the toilet... Just say BOYFRIEND PEE and your safe.
heyu7421 0
Thats hilarious! How is that so bad that you think your life sux. Laugh it off and move on. Dont you read this site? Plenty of people are worse off than you, then again, there are a bunch of people who just whine too
purple_sarah88 0
Safety words are for people who play dominance games where 'please stop' could be part of the play. It doesn't sound like you asked to play that way with him so he should have understood when you told him to stop and you need to tell him that.
sallen0046 4
You had time to warn him you were going to pee, but didn't have the common sense just say "stop ******* tickling me" before you peed all over yourself? Every where you look on this site someone is doing something stupid that results in them peeing their pants.
bubblej614 0
what's the safe word? get off of me or in gonna pee on your face?
zacmann 0
try I'M GOING TO PISS
lenybug 2
Haha tat sounds like somethin me nd my friend would do.